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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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While working on some parent and merc art I had thoughts on whether or not to include headcanon parents for those who don't have any. And on that train of thought I realized that in the decade of me being into tf2 I don't think I've ever seen fic, art, or hc in which Medic had parents that he liked or got along with lol And I decided to be different in the most unhinged way possible and just go... "yeah he has two dads, yeah they're both weird scientists, yeah he's a test tube haunted slime baby, yeah his parents are Egon Spengler and Hebert West - the two pop culture icons he's heavily based off of" This is incredibly indulgent to nobody else but me lol - but now it's out there - and now this explains my personal hc that the medigun beam works like the proton stream in ghost busters, it locks into your soul

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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Artwork & research by Moth studio for their "Monument Valley" animated short film.

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I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

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Adrenaline girls clearing their throats before launching in an epic, operatic performance of the word "RUN" over and over again before curtseying

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2

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Any last words?

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take my mermaid quiz boy

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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

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Half of the shit happened in MDZS wouldn't have happened if Jiang Cheng just went "Shixiong.. 🥺 please.. 🥺" at least ONCE

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny