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do u ever like, look in the mirror and wonder why someone having morals makes you mad like u ever look at yrself in the mirror and say openly "i defend incest in the internet" like go and say it to your family go tell your loved ones tell everyone "i defend incest in the internet" tell

oh yes because telling people I platonically love all my secret kinks, fetishes, and other intimate interests is a great idea. 

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 revel in the angst of it.

But like if Rick and Morty weren’t related and Morty was older than 14/15, A it’d be legal, though sleazy in England and B it wouldn’t be taboo.

It’s like the Doctor/Clara shippers, almost.

hey uhhhhhh what part of peoples’ brains tell them “hey these guys are grandpa and grandson! what’d happen if the FUCKED”? jw!

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I’m sorry, Snowflake, did the fact that it’s FICTION escape your grasp?

hey uhhhhhh what part of peoples’ brains tell them “hey these guys are grandpa and grandson! what’d happen if the FUCKED”? jw!

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You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason

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What about Nazi punching is that an acceptable alternative?

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

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(Watsky) O my god guys how come I’ve never heard of this??

Watsky (the ham4ham dude) feat. The Get Back crew (Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Chinaka Hodge) (and some other dudes I…. don’t know)!! 5 months ago!

Talking about a dystopian future with clowns and zombies and robots. References to Hamilton too lmao. Black Girl Magic. There’s fucking everything.

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b o y s … … boys……. boys…. boys… Boys.. Boys. BOYS. BOYS! BOYS!!!! BOYS!!!!!! BOYS!!!!!! BOYS!!!!!!!!!! BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!! ☆☆☆BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!☆☆☆ !!!!☆☆B☆O☆Y☆S☆☆!!!!

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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they’re family

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getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

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Society: LGBT+ people are monsters

Us: *gathering up cryptids and monsters in our arms* these are ours now

Society: wait no that's not-

Us: too late the babadook is a gay icon and I'm dating mothman

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!

[A Fight of old crazy man, make your bets guys!!!!]

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back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.