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remember lighting mcqueen?

this is him now 

feel old yet?

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Gifted (2017)

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Karen Gillan photographed by Don Flood for the New York Post’s Alexa Magazine (May 2017)

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HD scans of Chris Evans in Empire magazine Summer 2017 issue

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Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

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i watch it play out on my facebook feed. a cutesy video plays about a wife and a husband texting each other. she bothers him with messages, he almost types “fuck off bitch” but says something nice instead. in this video, the wife is at fault. he doesn’t listen to her, he doesn’t come home, he ignores her messages. she’s a crazy bitch for getting mad at him. 

my teacher asked us why marriage rates are going down. what do i know. i see instagram posts where a girl makes a joke about chloroforming a boy and i don’t find it funny. i see plenty of people who are perfectly happy and i see just as many who are broken, deeply. i see boys all the time unable to meet their girlfriend halfway - stuck, somehow, wanting to be open but knowing he can’t be. there’s a theory that the reason so many women are unhappy is that women have multiple deeply intimate relationships in their friend groups while men only have a partner. isn’t that sad. isn’t it strange. 

the girl i knew in high school says “omfg this is me and u dan”. she’s talking about a post where married couples want to kill each other. my mother once asked me why i am so scared of touching. why the first time people show affection is the same time i start running. the comedian onstage uses his wife as a trampoline. all around me, people are laughing. the trouble is that jokes always have a bit of truth in them. i almost text him “haven’t heard from you in a while” but instead i turn off my phone. 

there’s a lot of things i don’t understand, i guess. bachelor parties where everyone gets wrecked to celebrate his last days of “freedom”. the idea men are giving up so much to be with just one woman. the idea that a woman who is showing toxic behavior is just a bitch, and not a serious threat. what do i know. sometimes it makes me sick. when i was little i believed in love. 

but why do people constantly equate nightmares with marriage?

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i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

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Retail workers cannot go home at closing time until the last customer has left the store.

So that thing y’all do where you come in at 10 minutes to closing, buy half the store, and want to debate prices, super coupon, and price match at the same time is causing retail workers to miss their last bus home a lot of times. 

Don’t be that person

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Chris Evans photographed by Matthew Brookes (2016)

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Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

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we have to stop him

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Film star Chris Evans will make his Broadway debut in Oscar winner Kenneth Lonergan’s Lobby Hero, marking the first production of Second Stage Theatre’s inaugural Broadway season. Performances will begin March 2018 at the newly renovated Helen Hayes Theatre.

Trip Cullman (Six Degrees of Separation, Significant Other) will direct the production, which will also feature Broadway alum Michael Cera (This Is Our Youth).

The season will also include Young Jean Lee’s Straight White Men, directed by Tony winner Anna D. Shapiro. The staging, set for July 2018, will mark the first time a play written by an Asian woman has been produced on Broadway.

Also announced is an addition to Second Stage’s Off-Broadway lineup at the Tony Kiser Theater. Joining the previously announced Torch Song is the New York premiere of Tracy Letts’ Mary Page Marlowe. Performances will begin June 2018.

The theatre company will also launch the Stage-2-Stage program alongside Los Angeles’ Center Theatre Group. The initiative will offer a Los Angeles world premiere at CTG to commissioned playwrights before their work moves to New York. Among the writers who will be a part of this program are Lee, Jon Robin Baitz, Will Eno, Lisa Kron, Lynn Nottage, and Paula Vogel.

Second Stage has also co-commissioned a work from Bess Wohl with the Williamstown Theatre Festival for a forthcoming Broadway premiere, as well as new Broadway plays from Lydia R. Diamond and Dominique Morisseau to be developed in association with Kenny Leon’s True Colors Theatre.

Lobby Hero premiered Off-Broadway at Playwrights Horizons in 2001. It tells the story of four New Yorkers involved in a murder investigation in the lobby of a Manhattan apartment complex: a 27-year-old security guard, his stern boss, a young police officer, and her unpredictable partner.

Straight White Men received its New York premiere at the Public Theater in 2014 in a production that Lee also directed. The Obie Award winner’s play is a subversive approach to the father-son drama and takes place on Christmas Eve as Ed and his three adult sons confront their identities during a night of Chinese takeout, pajamas, and trash-talking.

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