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Remus: *getting a 97% on his test instead of 100*

Remus: its so hard waking up everyday

Remus: and still being fucking stupid

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me: ugh i hate cliches

harry potter fanfiction: they were partners at the potions class and the assignment was to do amortentia and they realized they were each other's favorite smell

me: OH MY GOD THEY WERE EACH OTHER'S FAVORITE SMELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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A commission for @notmycatsname of r/s as of course of this picture 🤩 this was so fun to draw and you have good taste for this one ily

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date: so what do you like to do in your free time?

me: i read a lot

date: oh, we have a scholar on our hands!

me *nervously shutting my 9262829 tabs on ao3 about gay witches and wizards*: haha yeah... something like that

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Summary:

Band fic here - James is playing a show one night when a new band gets onstage and he instantly falls a little in love with their lead singer. When he realizes that singer is none other than his high school arch nemesis, Severus Snape, he's not really sure what to do with himself. So he gets drunk and puts the moves on him. What follows is a lot of hate sex over months of them pretending they're not falling in love. Featuring Remus as Sirius' bitchy not-boyfriend and Lily as the only sane person in this friend group.

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James: *on the floor* hey, looks like I’ve fallen for you ;)

Severus: You just fell down like three flights of stairs how are you alive

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Incorrect Jeverus Quote #1

Regulus: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Severus: I’m a knife.

James, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.

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Severus: You’re like a drug.

James: ‘Cause you’re addicted to me? ;)

Severus: No, because you ruin my life.