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[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

I just got accidentally tagged in a post relating to Arcane because of my song based handle. I know jack shit about Arcane. In other words,

Gods I need a new handle again

I am not creative enough for this

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Being a Psychic Medium must be super cool! You can talk to ghosts and make friends with the undead!!!!"

There's a ghost in my fucking microwave.

I just wanted a hot pocket.

Life is pain.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

Hell.

"Being a Psychic Medium must be super cool! You can talk to ghosts and make friends with the undead!!!!"

There's a ghost in my fucking microwave.

I just wanted a hot pocket.

Life is pain.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

Put a finger down if you've ever cried for an hour because someone told you to send links to five items you would like for the holidays only to spiral into the loop of stressing over price tags over and over until you give up before you even add a single item to the list and retreat to playing roblox games with puffy eyes and unshakeable dread in your heart.

For no particular reason, of course. Just a hypothetical.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

I could've sworn it was vampires who needed to be invited in.

Obviously I know I can hit the ghost. I am a medium. That's the point of this whole post. I absolutely would smack the shit out of this ghost if doing so wouldn't break the microwave. Those are expensive and I'm not impulsive like you.

You know, I wonder if you're actually a ghost, sometimes. You check all the boxes.

Floaty and weird ✔️

Occasionally disembodied ✔️

Annoying ✔️

Would rather eat bricks than leave me alone ✔️

General nuisance ✔️

Unnerving to all shit ✔️

What is your deal?

"Being a Psychic Medium must be super cool! You can talk to ghosts and make friends with the undead!!!!"

There's a ghost in my fucking microwave.

I just wanted a hot pocket.

Life is pain.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

You think that Idia would come into my room willingly? You're funny.

I don't know what you mean by "smash it," but if I break open the microwave, Either Comet or Heaven will have a stern talking to with me. And I don't want that.

I sure would consider making this shithead a hot pocket too if it would move its head out of my microwave.

Do you have any idea how unnerving it is to walk into a kitchen at 2AM for a late night snack, only to see a semi transparent disembodied ghost head in your microwave? This shits wack.

"Being a Psychic Medium must be super cool! You can talk to ghosts and make friends with the undead!!!!"

There's a ghost in my fucking microwave.

I just wanted a hot pocket.

Life is pain.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

"Being a Psychic Medium must be super cool! You can talk to ghosts and make friends with the undead!!!!"

There's a ghost in my fucking microwave.

I just wanted a hot pocket.

Life is pain.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

I find that I am constantly in the middle of underestimating myself and overestimating myself at the same time.

This morning I was thinking "what if I attempted to write a song? Songs aren't very different from poetry. Should be easy enough." Until I remembered that I have no musical bone in my scaley body. I'd rather write another embarrassing love poem about one of my peers and have it horribly backfire again than do that.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

Cupcake? (They hold up a cupcake)

This ask has been sitting in my inbox for months. I don't think the cupcake is edible anymore chat.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

Oh wow.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

Life has cursed me with the burden of living for far too long.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

Y'know what? Fuck you. [Pandemoniums your door 30] /threat

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

....I forgot about this.

Only remembering it now due to an ask I got like well over a month or so ago from Che'nya that I very blatantly ignored and forgot about until I bothered to check my inbox again.

Anyway, to sum up the context of the above, "Blue and I" was written about my peer, Idia. I mostly wrote it as a follow up to a joke post I made a while back saying that the next time I caught feelings for someone, I'd write a love poem, varying in quality depending on how I was feeling that day, about said person without tagging them or directly mentioning their name.

Problem was, I suck total ass at being subtle. And on a separate app it blew up in my face because everyone and their mothers knew exactly what it was about and I accidentally put Idia on the spot and I had to face the concequences of my own actions, thus the previous mention of my panic attack in my old post I'm replying to in this one.

It worked out in the end, but sweet Athena I need to quit poetry at this rate. Because if I had a nickle for every time I wrote a love poem and had it horribly backfire, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but you'd think I would've learned my lesson from the first time.

I had a panic attack and cried so hard my nose is still clogged from last night over my sins.

But anyway I think I have another boyfriend now.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

🥬

🔫

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

If you're seeing this and we're mutuals on here, PLEASE tell me that you listen to Epic the Musical

I'm not one for greek history and shit,

But it goes so hard

Please I wanna talk about it plsplspls—

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

*appears close by, grinning in excitement*

SPIRIT!!!!! HAPPY CARROLLIA DAY!!!! 🥳

https://www.tumblr.com/your-local-grinning-cat/749580321526267904/this-is-a-lesser-known-holiday-in-the-queendom-of

I have your gift!!!! I picked it out just for you!!!! I hope you like it!!!!

*holding my hands behind my back, practically vibrating with the anticipation of giving you the gift I got for you*

@your-local-grinning-cat

I. Have never heard of that holiday before. I don't pay attention in my history classes.

I'd reject you if my friends weren't nagging me about my gift receiving guilt. So I reluctantly hang my head low and inquire what you have in store for me.

[ch0kehold-ch3rry-pyth0n]

Feeling bored. Might try to guess Idia's tumblr password.