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I headcannon Lloyd to be an OSDD1B system. My only evidence is ✨️trauma ✨️ and I'm part of a system and want characters to relate to lol

Any who here are some incorrect quotes based on that. Also Lloyd has introjects of Harumi and Morro (cause I said so) "F." Will stand for factive/fictive.

There's also a little named Raina

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F.Harumi: Ew why do you look like that? You're ugly

Harumi: Don't you look exactly like me in the headspace?!

F.Harumi: Yes... but not ugly like you

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F. Harumi: Hey Rumi

Harumi: Yeah....

F. Harumi: I'm an introject of you right?

Harumi: right...

F.Harumi: And I exist because of you... so does that mean you're my...

Harumi: Rumi please no

F.Harumi: My mommy?

Harumi: Holy shit Overlord please crush me with another building

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Lloyd: Dad I need to tell you something....

[Ressurected] Garmadon: What that an evil is coming to destroy Ninjago? Cause if so I am NOT-

Lloyd: NO! Not that. I *sigh* I was diagnosed with OSDD1B its like DID, meaning I have alternate identities but don't have memory loss beteeen them, I've known something was up for a while but now I know what it is...it's because of repeated early childhood trauma

Garmadon: Trauma? What trauma could you have

Lloyd: Seriously?!

Garmadon: yes seriously

Lloyd: Let's see, I was abandoned by BOTH of my parents. Lived in a boarding school where I was bullied constantly, and then discovered I was the Green Ninja and would have to fight my father to to the death. Not to mention I was kidnapped almost died in LAVA prior to discovering that? "

Garmadon: Oh PLEASE that's a cake walk compared to what I've seen the past thousand years!"

Harumi (Gatekeeper): *struggling to keep Morro (protector) from fronting and beating his ass

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Darreth: So let me get this straight... you're a system?

F.Morro: Yes

Darreth: So...is there an evil alter

F.Morro: No, but we'll all become the evil alter if you don't shut the fuck up

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Jay: Hey Lloyd where's the Halloween Cand-

Raina (Little): *shoving face with candy*

Jay: You aren't Lloyd...are you?

Raina: *shaking head*

Jay: COLE ITS YOUR TURN TO WATCH THE CHILD, I THINK ITS RAINA!

Cole: *yelling from the other ship* RAINA WANNA PLAY PRIME EMPIRE WITH ME? I HAVE CAKE!

Raina: *Usain Bolts her ass to Cole*

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Bully: HA! You're telling me the Green Ninja is a system? Oh is the little baby personality gonna cry?

Nya *being held back by Jay*: LET ME AT HIM

Kai *being held back by Cole*: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! KNOW ONE SAYS THAT ABOUT RAINA

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Raina: Kai! I wanna ride on your shoulders!

Kai: Sorry kiddo the body is a little too big for that

Raina: *death stare*

Raina: *ontop of a struggling Kai* IM THE QUEEN OF THE MOUNTAIN GIVE ME YOUR CANDY!!!

Nya: *dying laughing*

Cole: EXCUSE ME?! I HAVE SUPER STRENGTH I COULD'VE DONE IT

Raina: I know, I just wanted to mess with Kai

Cole: Oh my God you are the best child ever

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Zane: Jay, Kai I require your assistance

Jay/Kai: Yeah?

Zane: I'm trying to assist Lloyd in figuring something out

Jay: What is it?

Lloyd: Someone messaged Harumi and I have no clue who. I don't know if they're new

Kai: I thought you remembered this stuff?

Lloyd: I do remember what happened, but I don't always remember WHO did it.

Kai: *reading text* "Just saying I'm hotter than you." This sounds alot like Rumi

Jay: Yeah, doesn't she like to call Harumi "ugly"

Lloyd: That's what I thought, but she said she didn't type it

Jay: Well then maybe Morro?

Kai: Yeah maybe

Lloyd: Nope not him either, Morro hates Harumi and would NEVER message her

Jay: Hmmm... maybe Raina?

Zane: The seven year old?

Jay: Yeah her, unless it was someone else? What aren't there like 13 of you?

Lloyd: I doubt it, I'll ask her

Lloyd: *sighs* She did it

Kai: Oh my FSM I adore that kid.

#headc

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Incorrect Ninjago Quotes (except they're all from Incorrect quotes generator)

*Lloyd's helping Jay out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Kai: How does Jay look?

Nya: A little better than you, actually.

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Lloyd, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Kai, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Jay, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Cole, trembling: What are we playing

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Lloyd: *Gently taps table*

Kai: *Taps back*

Jay: What are they doing?

Cole: Morse code.

Lloyd: *Aggressively taps table*

Kai: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Jay: Why are Kai and Cole sitting with their backs to each other?

Zane: They had a fight.

Jay: Then why are they holding hands?

Zane: They get sad when they fight.

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Kai: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Nya: Do not do that.

Kai: You won't even notice!

Jay, entering: Kai, you wanted to see me again?

Kai: Nya's single

Nya:

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Jay: Where's Cole?

Nya: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Nya, shouting: Kai sucks!

Cole, distantly: Kai is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Nya: Found him.

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Lloyd : A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Morro: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Harumi: A realist sees a freight train.

Garmadon : The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Kai: I'm gonna die alone.

Jay: Kai, you're not gonna die alone.

Kai: Zane, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.

Nya: Uh- huh.Why is that?

Kai: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook.Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.

Kai: So I figured I'll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.

Kai: Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies.Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

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Jay: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Cole: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Jay for dinner.

Kai: What is wrong with you people?

Nya: Shut up, chocolate.

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Incorrect Ninjago Quotes (complete with headcannons) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jay: *Stimming*

Zane: Jay, have you ever considered the possibility you have autism?

Jay: Me? Autistic? Hah, yeah right

Zane: Jay, you have alot of the symptoms it would not be illogical to suspect autism

Jay: Symptoms? What Symptoms?

Zane: Do you make repetitive sounds and/or movements when you feel an emotion, especially intense ones in an effort to regulate them?

Jay: ...y e s

Zane: Do you struggle with social cues, and picking up on sarcasm?

Jay: Yes....

Zane: Do you find that certain sensory stimuli that most don't notice, overwhelms you?

Jay: I- y e s?

Jay: *buffering*

Jay: OH MY GOD I MAY BE AUTISTIC

Zane: Yeah, I just said that

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Kai: I - I have something to tell you?

The ninja: What is it?

Kai: Here goes nothing....I'm bisexual

Jay: AYO SAME

Kai: Y-you don't hate me?

Zane: Hating you for who you like is illogical

Cole: Why would I hate you I'M GAY!

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Nya: You and Cole are really close

Kai: Of course, we're best friends. He's kind, and handsome and strong and.. Holy shit I have a crush on Cole

Nya: *face palms*

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Jay: HEY COLE! I have something for you

Cole: What is it!

Jay: *handing him a glow worm plush with pull string* THIS!

Cole: A glow worm?

Kai: Pull the string!

Cole: *pulls string*

Glow worm plush *playing a recording of Cole singing* : GLOW LITTLE GLOW WORM GLIMMER GLIMMER

Cole *holding back tears*: I love it