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serving his country or SERVING his CUNTry

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how it feels to write star trek fanfiction

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what if your HUSBAND got MURDERED & you tried to QUIT your JOB but then you had to DRILL a HOLE in your coworker’s HEAD & then you found out your HUSBAND was still ALIVE but it was COMPLICATED so you RESURRECTED him & then he BROKE UP WITH YOU. this is the life of paul stamets

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One of my favorite genres of post

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They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

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Baby bear Patsy has escaped the zoo and is on a rampage! If you spot her, throw a Churu at her and flee for your life! Story at 11!

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chee fong

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I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

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can't stop thinking about this

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fave genre of comment on terrible songs

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