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Hey, @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people , could you give me a queen?

I just won a chess competition

Please

If not then can I have a rook,bishop, or knight?

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I feel like the brothers would walk in on MC doing the strangest shit ever

Like they’ll just walk towards MC, who’s talking to a lower demon like “Wanna join my cult? We worship knives,guns, and other weaponry.”

And the brothers will just be very concerned to MC’s mental health and ask Solomon, and he’d just say “That? Oh yeah,MC does that all the time. They’re fine, I think.”

I also feel like MC just walks up to Solomon and says something random and he’ll just ignore it most of the time

MC could say, “I want to eat a grenade, tank, and other military grade artillery. And any liquid. And any solid. And any gas. And any plasma if you wanna count that as a form of matter and whatnot.”

And Solomon could just be like “Oh. Okay. Anyway, would you like to try some of my homemade cookies?”

“I take it back. Almost any solid.”

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Angst Prompts!

Will add more later, you can request one to be added or something written with them, or both

When requesting choose a character ,or MC, and a scenario/situation. You can be as specific or vague as you want, but the more specific the higher the chance it’ll turn out how you want

“I wish you stayed dead”

“Don’t leave me again/ Why’d you have to leave me again”

“If I kill you now, no one would care”

“(Conversation),Lilith, I mean, MC”

“What made you believe I wouldn’t kill you again?”

“You’re so clingy/annoying! Why do I even put up with you”

“I can’t be seen with you, it’ll ruin my image”

“Why would you do that!? What’s wrong with you”

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Angst Requests!

Break up

Cheating

Death (could be lesson 16)

Fight

Your choice(your own request)

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My contact names for the Undateables +Luke

Diavolo

High and Mighty

Hip with the youth

Diavolo

Dia

Volo

Barbatos

Barb

Barbs

Barbra

Barbie

Barbie toes

Butler Barbs

Barbados 🇧🇧 (like the country)

Simeon

Angel

Angle 📐

Holy

Praise the lord amen

Bible

Sim

Sineon

Shoulders 🔥🥵

Luke

Baby cinnamon roll

My baby

Angle 2 📐

Angel 2

Bible 2

Solomon

Crusty ass sorcerer

Shady sorcerer

Old man

Old coot

MonSolo

Sol

Red Solo Cup

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Proof that Obey Me! Is real!!1!11!

Beel was spotted in a bakery!1!1

He’s the one closest to the camera, bottom right

He tried to blend in but we found him

And Luke is right next to him!11!!

Idk why you guys don’t believe me

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My contact names for the brothers

Lucifer

Lucifork

Lucifuck

Luci-goosey

Luci

Pridey Mc Prideface

Mammon

Mams

Mammoney

Greedy Mc Greedface

The Great Mammon

Nommam Taerg Eht (the great mammon backwards)

Leviathan

Levi

Levy

Lotan

Anime Encyclopedia

Levi-athon (live a marathon idk why but it’s entertaining)

Satan

Cat-an

Pspspsps

Wrathy Mc WrathFace

Know-it-All

Stan

Lucifer

Asmodeus

Asmo

AsHoe

Lusty Mc LustFace

Bias towards this man💕💞💗💖💓

Beelzebub

Beel

Bubs

BeelyBub

BeelyBubs

Cinnamon roll

Bias towards this man 2 🍔🍕🍖🍱🍜🍿🥞🍦🍧🍨🍮🍫

Gym Bro

Belphegor

Mf

Sleepy ahh

Slothy Mc SlothFace

Emo ass Mf

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Which OM! Characters to send memes to:

Mammon

Levi

Beel

Diavolo

Solomon

Thirteen

Send Memes to them and your dead:

Lucifer

Lucifer

Lucifer

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Angst Recommendations Masterlist

Lesson 16 Angst recommendation

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Drabbles Masterlist

Relationship idea: Beel,Baker/chef!Mc, Barbatos

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(IMO) A good(ish) relationship idea

Not sure if this is good, but Beelzebub x Chef/Baker!MC x Barbatos

Like, Beel eats

and Mc and Barb cook/bake

It’s easier to feed him with to lovers who can make food for him

And they’re both nice and polite

And Luke could get baking lessons from the both of them

Idk I just think it’s a nice idea

Might be wrong though

Oh well

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Possible Angst?

Let’s say that Beel is in a relationship with MC

Lesson 16 rolls around

And now Beel’s staring at your lifeless body

He’s trying his hardest to not lash out at his twin

Belphegor realizes what he did and he feels terrible

Even after you come back, his relationship with his twin will never be the same

Your room is now his room,too

Maybe he sleeps there to protect you, maybe because he doesn’t want to see his brother, maybe both

He’ll wake up crying because he had a nightmare where it happened again, but this time you stayed dead

You’ll have to comfort him, tell him it won’t happen again

He knows you’re probably right

But that won’t stop him from having those nightmares

He won’t let you alone with his brother

If belphegor wants to talk to you, he’ll be next to you

There’s something like this written by @obeythebutler

“Belphegor kills his brothers mate”

I think that’s what it’s called

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Fluff Masterlist

Winter Cuddle Scenario

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Imagine: It’s winter, and you’re on a trip to the human realm with him

You’ve rented a cabin, and it’s snowing outside

It’s late at night, and both of you are sitting by the fire, he’s reading a book

Your head is on his lap, and he reaches over you to get a blanket on the other end of the couch

He continues reading, and you both stay like that until you fall asleep

‘He’ can be:

Solomon, Simeon,Satan, Barbatos, Lucifer, Diavolo (?)

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How the Undateables would react to an MC who owns pet rats

Genre: Crack + Fluff(?)

Characters: Undateables + Luke, Mc +their rats

Brothers Part

A/n:sorry barbs

Solomon

Likes your rats

He thinks they’re nice

Will want to take care of them

Don’t let him though

Will feed them his potions and his food

Other than that he’s pretty good with them

He scares them though

Shady ass sorcerer

“MC, allow me to take care of your rats. I’ll feed them my homemade recipes.” and “MC, I’m sorry for the disturbance I have caused. Oh? What disturbance, you say? Oh, nothing. Just a new potion I made.” *rat flys behind Solomon and MC just stares at him*

Simeon

Thinks your rats are cute

Loves them

Will always be willing to take care of them for you, but he won’t pester you about letting him see them

Rats love him, like the chart goes 1)MC, 2) Simeon, -820) Solomon, and so on

The best head scritches for them

Will text you and ask to come to purgatory hall just to see them (typos and all)

“MC, I know it’s not my place, but I’ve noticed that you seem to be behind on your studies? If you’d like, I could take care of your rats whilst you catch up” and “MC, wiuld yoy like to come over to purgtoyr hall? And pkeasw brjng ypur rats.”

Luke <3

Curious about them

Becomes friends with them, because if you like them then they’re not that bad

Would take care of them, just doesn’t know how (teach him!)

Loves baking for them

Like rat friendly cookies and stuff

He’s in 3rd behind Simeon on the chart

Invites you to purgatory hall to protect the rats from demons

Will call you when he has a nightmare and ask you and your rats to come over

“Mc! Mc! Mc! Look! I made cookies for us! And your rats! Do you like them? I made them special for you and your rats!” “Mc? Could you come over? No I did not have a nightmare! It’s just a little late at night and I wanted to see you. And please bring your rats…come quick,please.”

poor baby

Diavolo

Loves your rats

Finds it amusing that you have them

Also finds it amusing considering Barbatos’ fear of the creature

Will ask to take care of them and be with them

They remind him of you, so he’ll take care of your rats when your in the Human Realm for a month or two(if you let him)

he’ll be with them, and calm them from the stress of being away from you

Will have them at his desk with him doing rat-sized pieces of work, which are really just pieces of newspaper, but still

Will buy them fancy food and beds, toys, etc

When he misses you, he’ll call you and will ask to see the rats too

“MC! I’m glad you’re back from the human realm! I thank you for allowing me to care for your rats. They kept me company, though I’m sure they like yours better… and so do I.” “MC, what do you mean? The rats always had these luxury rat beds and canopies for them to play. I simply don’t understand why you insist they haven’t.”

The moment you’ve all been waiting for

Barbatos

The first time he saw them he shrieked

this man will avoid your rats

tries not to avoid you but it’s hard considering your the one with the rats

wtf were you thinking bringing them to the castle

he was recovering from seeing a picture of one you posted on DevilGram, which caused him to consider unfollowing you (yes he follows you)

when you walked in, with them in your arms

he fainted

bonus points if you have more than two

It’s even worse if he likes you (could be platonically or romantically)

“MC, what is thAT” “Ah,Mc, My Lord was just looking for y-” *thump*

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Crack Masterlist:

The brothers’ reactions to MC with rats

The Undateable’s reaction to MC with rats

Which OM! Characters to send memes to

My Contact Names for the brothers

My contact Names for the Undateables +Luke

Proof Obey me is real: Beel and Luke

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MasterList

Angst

With comfort

Without comfort

Recommendations

Fluff

Series

Crack

HeadCannons

Drabbles

I will be adding more here as my post number increases