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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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girl the pattern you see is not divine or malevolent forces trying to reach you through the veil it’s just because you’re good at pattern recognition keep it moving

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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

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customer service is cooking my brain, man

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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claire’s

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me after my roommate asked for some of the bread I bought: of course, mi pan es su pan

my roommate, who lived in spain for a while: I think that's a new sentence. I don't think anyone's ever said that before

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words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

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my brain at 1am, when I'm trying to fall asleep: sean been seen bean

me:

me: what

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I get the impulse to project parent/child type relationships onto characters but sometimes the dynamic you're thinking of is Mentorship

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the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016

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okay so we have to go back to the basics. men kissing each other

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i genuinely believe that schools need to immediately expel students for using gen AI & blacklist them from any other program for at least five years, because i don’t want to fucking deal with these useless twerps being credentialed in any field whatsoever. these fucking people are going to be your lawyers. your healthcare professionals. these people who are too fucking dumb to read, who would rather blindly trust a glorified predictive text generator than spend five minutes studying or thinking on their own.

at this point, if you didn’t receive your credentials before 2020, it is infinitely safer for me to assume that your degree is hollow, your work is fake, and your knowledge nonexistent unless & until proven otherwise.

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I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing