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Material Shapes
Connecticut-based prop stylist and designer Kristen Meyer creates geometric shapes using crackers, sticks, spaghetti, herbs, and other common raw materials. The finesse comes in her use of negative space, creating implied borders lines that help complete the shape without a full density of “ingredients.”
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'I asked chat GPT-'
oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out
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i love when cats boop snoots 🥺 athena just jumped jumped on the bed and pushed her lil nose against mine before laying down
#pippin will also boop snoots but he is built like a linebacker and has like next to no fine motor control and will instead headbutt you#merry has always pulled away when i try to boops snoots with him so he doesn't boop noses back
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*shrugging* i mean yeah. i guess i have a mouth. I could scream.
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please put in the tags how many siblings you have and whether you’re a competitive person or not it’s for science
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friendbaiting you into wanting to be my friend by being nice and caring about you
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omfg ok so i used to have a tremendous tolorance for spice, right? like one time my parents had to sign a waiver for me (a minor at the time) to eat some hole-in-the-wall's ✨️world famous chili✨️ bc it was so hot and i housed every last drop
but then a couple of years ago i ate a 9 million scoville gummy bear (for charity)(on stream)(for agent fox mulder's birthday) and I Fucked Up because all i had in my stomach was white wine, then milk (to help with the 9 million fucking scovilles) and i got sososick i ended up pausing stream to lay down on the cool tile of my kitchen floor for 30 minutes. i was this 🤏 close to being that person who goes to urgent care bc they had more spice than they could handle (but like what would urgent care even do?)
anyways since then i have had next to no ability to eat anything remotely spicy - the hot ones garlic sauce is about the limit for me :(
all this to say: we ordered indian tonight (yay!) and i (shamefully) ordered "mild" paneer biryani but i'm pretty sure This Is Not Mild At All but i will endeavor all the same 🫡
#i am suffering but i am happy :')#we're also wayching Heart Eyes and this movie is so much better than i expected
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#polls#i live along the chattahoochee - yes that one the song is about#it's a massive river and i love it
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also can’t stop thinking about that post that says kyle maclachlan looks like a porcelain wedding cake topper who wished to be a real man
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#our calls are recorded and are used for training and quality purposes#they're also recorded to protect us bc some people in the [redacted industry] are very. um. Terrible.#don't abuse the person on the other line and then complain about the service you got dummy
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[strikes a cute pose and winks] in terms of loathing and malice i can't be beat!!!
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some freak could do something really funny for like $25
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