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mary how was your group therapy session yesterday?

It was interesting. Yuki and Lawrence have become rivals and they have been trying to prove their dominance over each other through staring contests and thumb wrestling contests ect. Their overwhelming presences when directed at me make me confused about my faith to Christianity and Denji so I am relieved they are doing something else while still allowing me to be in the friend group.

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Hello there I am coming from the Chainsaw Man fandom and I go to a group therapy where the exact same situation is taking place as your one. Do you have any advice on the matter since I am going to another session again tonight?

My first anti-Mafuyu-kinning group therapy was revolting. (The other people were there for different "online media" issues other than Project Sekai related quarrels with their bitch mothers, but I'm clearly the main character out of them so their issues don't really matter to me.)

There were seven teenage youth present, and only two of them other than me partook in fandom.... But the issue was the HORRID fucking fandoms they were admitted for.

One's husbando is that "Denki" guy from popular anime and manga "Buzzsaw Guy", and she WOULD NOT STOP TALKING about all the "post-marital masturbation" they do together (She's heavily christian so it was important to her that Denki go from her boyufrendu to husbando before they did anything like that.)

And the other was a.... hurkk.... a.... a— YAOI SHIPPER!!!! A FUCKING LAWLIGHT INDULGER! A SINNER OF THE SECOND HIGHEST COMMAND!! A PATRON OF THE LOWEST LIFE!! A FUCKING YAOI PISS BABY!!!!!!!!

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Group therapy is good I made 2 friends

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"Jesus talks to me sometimes in the form of excerpts in the Chainsaw Man manga"

DO YOU MEAN THE AUTHOR NOTES. DO YOU THINK TATSUKI FUJIMOTO IS JESUS IN THE FORM OF HIS AUTHOR NOTES

Well yes I'm pretty sure that's what's happening.

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Dear Chainsaw Man Fandom,

My Mother has been very upset over ne replacing Jesus's picture with Denji's and they are saying ("They" because Mom and Jesus are saying it Jesus talks to me sometimes in the form of excerpts in the Chainsaw Man mangas and recently the passages have been very passive agressive) that they are sending me to group therapy. My question is what is group therapy

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It turns out my mom does NOT think Denji Chainsaw Man is a good christian man like I do, and they are very upset about replacing the Jesus picture with his.

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New picture for my frame! Used to have a picture of Jesus in it but I am sure he'll understand considering Denji is my husbando.

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Life could always be better but life could also have not had Denji Chainsaw Man in it. Always remember that.

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Easter aproaches. I am coming soon, Denji.

(Day ??? of giving up Chainsaw Man for lent.)

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Very topical that "Famine" has been recently revealed as Death in Chainsaw Man (Not that I would know that because I have been giving up Chainsaw Man for lent.) because it represents that if I were to ever give into my hunger to consume the franchise Chainsaw Man during lent my faith would be tarnished as if scraping too close to the edge of Catholic-believing death. Not that this would be a problem for me. Because I would never break lent for Chainsaw Man. I would never do that.

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Is this...satire?? This whole account? No offense if it isn't intended btw, live ur truth girl

No this blog is not satire. Satire is lying and I do not believe in lying. It is the trait of the snake, because of both the serpent lying to Eve in the Bible and also Richard Hatch from Survivor: Borneo being labled a snake by Sue during the Final Tribal Council.

(Day 31 of giving up Chainaw Man for lent. Denji and I are holding on.)

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It is day 29 of giving up Chainsaw Man for lent. Hold me, Denji.

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so youve given up csm for lent, would you ever give up denji himself for lent? or is he counted in csm lent?

It's not common for people to give up their relationships in lent and in fact "giving up" a marriage is generally frowned upon in Catholicism so I am not giving up my husbando Denji for lent. I am simply giving up reading the Chainsaw Man manga. Jesus knows how important the manga is to me so it still counts.

Denji and I will make it through this together.

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Hello Chainsaw Man Tumblr fandom. For lent this year, I have been giving up Chainsaw Man. There are 16 more days to go. Pray for me and Denji.

Meanwhile I will begin to converse with the online Chainsaw Man Tumblr fandom more often in order to satiate my Chainsaw Man needs. I have been here for a small amount of time, but I cannot wait to fully explore the fandom with all of you. I do not know how many other Catholics are in the Chainsaw Man Tumblr fandom, but knowing Denji is heavily implied to be a good Christian man I am assuming it is many.

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I Want to have sex with him. (Do not worry Jesus, he is also 16 so it is not condemned by the bible in any way.)