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Chaldea correct quotes
"Huh?" -Ritsuka fujimaru
That sounds about right.
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I now take writing prompts for Fate/Grand Order.
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Do you know Lalter, and is she your favourite?
Yes, yes
Yes, the underboob does a lot of heavy lifting
Yes, no
No
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I am hated by the government
Kindness is my body and fire is my blood
I have witnessed over a thousand horrors
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create myself
But yet, those hands will always hold the same thing
So as I fight back, Unlimited Brick Works.
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*playing twister*
Da Vinci: Right hand red.
Kadoc: *ends up on top of Gudako*
Kadoc: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Da Vinci: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Erice: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Kadoc: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Gudako walks in*
Kadoc: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Gudako: *pitches an idea*
Mash, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Da Vinci, under her breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Enkidu: I am Enkidu, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.
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Mash: Did you have to stab them?
Mordred: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Mash: What did they say?
Mordred: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Mash: That’s fair.
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Gilgamesh: we could make a boys club!
Enkidu: Im non-binary.
Gilgamesh:
Gilgamesh: Anti-girls club.
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Gudako: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Kadoc: You always act stupid.
Kadoc:
Kadoc: Wait...
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Gudako: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Mash: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Ritsuka: *Incoherent mumbling*
Mash: Huh?
Kadoc: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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Ritsuka: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Mash: What did you do Ritsuka?
Ritsuka: a Mistake.
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Mash: Do you have a self-care routine?
Kadoc: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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Hello! Welcome to Novum Chaldea! We are… currently looking for applicants to become Masters and Therapists, because Team A currently desperately needs holidays. Anyways, questions are welcome.
Anyways, mod ships Kadoc x Gudako x Mash.
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Blog’s purpose has changed, now fully switched to incorrect quotes. Go check @the-official-chaldea for the actual ask blog.
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