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[moonyswarmsweaters]

Pandora: We need to talk about what's going on with Evan

Barty: The stalking?we settled that, I dont mind

Pandora: No-

Barty: His cloning experiments?

Pandora: I thought he stopped that?

Regulus: His hit list?

Pandora: What?

Regulus: Panda, we've already talked about this it wasn't a "HIT list" hit list- Is this about his spleen?

Pandora: spleen?

Barty: No it's gotta be the-

Pandora: This was about his weed stash but I'm sensing there are more pressing issues I've not been made aware of?

[dreamscapingsblog]

KID (sitting outside on the steps): You got tossed out too, huh?

Conan: Yeah, for yelling.

KID: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore!

Conan: Why’d you get tossed out?

KID: Stole a pterodactyl. But it’s not like I yelled.

[akinmablog]

Daniel: Bro-

Armand: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Armand: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

[incorrect-pilots]

spooky jim: i would never say that my boyfriend is a bitch and i don’t like him. that’s not true… my boyfriend is a bitch and i like him so much!

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lockwood: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

George: Do not do that

Lockwood: You won’t even notice!

Flo entering: Locky, you wanted to see me again?

Lockwood: George is single

George:

[barclaysangel]

Javadi: I’m not all sunshine and rainbows. I have a dark side.

McKay: Let me see your dark side face.

Javadi: *makes a face*

McKay: Awww!

[bambinafangirls]

Shawn: gus is a really great guy. he works in pharmaceuticals, he helps me with my psychic detective business, and he always knows where my shoes are!

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Hardcase: Urrrgh…I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life… Kix: Ouch. That sucks, man. Hardcase: I feel like I’m dying… Whyyyy… Kix, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet on this ship. Hardcase: …DID YOU POISON ME-

[dreamworksoverdisney]

Maomao: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Court lady: This just says, "Maomao can do what she wants" with master Jinshi signature.

[youbutstupid]

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

[seharuuchan]

JayVik nation, how we feeling?

After the divorce

[moonyswarmsweaters]

its a protective Sirius day (every day)

*some random guy sitting next to Remus and scoots close to him, Remus scoots away a little*

Random boy *smirks*: I don't bite

Sirius *slams hands on table and glares at him*: I do

[hittisbuzzing]

Do you want to play board games?

From this incorrect quote by: @yichi-is-a-bitch

This… took longer than I expected. Shading with just black was weird I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FINISH THIS FOR WEEKS, the most difficult thing was undoubtedly Epel's pose, but now it doesn't matter :D

Without text:

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius: so your name is pandora?

pandora: that’s right

sirius: that’s the name of some moon i’m pretty sure.

pandora: one of Jupiter’s moons yeah

sirius: (extremely long sigh) be honest are you related to me or are your parents just really eccentric?