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sparklewrites1 · 2 days
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Inej: I have a question.
Nina: Shoot.
Inej: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Matthias: Fuck you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day.
Nina: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent.
Inej: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Matthias: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Jesper: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Matthias: Jesper is not allowed to talk anymore.
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silverdreamscape · 1 day
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Scar: Please? For me?
Grian: Don't do that.
Scar: Do what?
Grian: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Scar:
Grian:
Scar: Please? For me?
Grian: *sighs* Fine.
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Lenore : You remind me of the ocean.
Annabel : Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Lenore : No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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fandominfestation · 3 days
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lemons-bittersweet · 3 days
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Steve and Johnny can both speak Italian and talk abt ponyboy and Sodapop like the silly’s they are
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justrandom9 · 2 days
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Cinder: I have to find my Darling Husband, I'm so worried about him.
Emerald: Seriously what do you see in that guy?
Cinder: He makes me laugh!
Mercury: I can't believe, emerald and I are legally adopted by either of you.
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91-1lover · 11 days
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Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*
Meanwhile
Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*
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Incorrect Lord of the Rings Quotes
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redadidassneakers · 2 months
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James: you’re overthinking this
Regulus: I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available
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tokoyamisstuff · 20 days
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vinnybox · 2 years
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pspsps batfam fans, come get your dose of batfam sibling betrayal.
Based on [this] post by @justmythoughts-j !
I cant help but doodle this. I find it funny c’: Also tried drawing Tim with longer hair for funsies.
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sparklewrites1 · 2 days
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*At the police station*
Jesper: Hi, I’m here for Nina.
Police officer: Who’s Nina?
Jesper: Ah, you must be new.
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fandsart · 1 year
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[Steddie textpost]
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Lenore : Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?
Annabel : If I were gaslighting you, you’d never know it.
Lenore : Is THAT gaslighting?
Annabel : Shut up.
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fandominfestation · 2 days
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Person A: "How can you not know that you're dating a fucking deity?!"
Person B: "...I mean, to be fair, before the accident they never really acted like a deity around me. Our life together had been mostly domestic and sappy up until that point."
Person A: "And now?"
Person B: "...Honestly, it's still pretty domestic and sappy, they just don't bother hiding their inhuman nature around me anymore."
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