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I would rather die serving cunt than die serving my country
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i’m so glad i started writing when i was young enough not to care that i was bad otherwise i absolutely would not have persevered long enough to become a good writer
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jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.
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got this glittery dust from lush im abt to start my career as edward cullen
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I’m too lazy for dating. Why can’t someone materialize out of nowhere and agree that we should spend the rest of our lives together
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guy who has never seen a pussy before "wow looks just like the wound of jesus christ"
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