stalexandre
stalexandre
A devil-possessed poet with patience.
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I like to collect headlines that read like a time traveler’s last desperate gambit at fixing reality
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stalexandre · 7 hours ago
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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.
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stalexandre · 7 hours ago
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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stalexandre · 7 hours ago
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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!
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stalexandre · 20 hours ago
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this is so fucking funny
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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stalexandre · 2 days ago
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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!
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stalexandre · 2 days ago
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On the one hand, having somatic responses to abnormal conditions helps me catch on quickly when I'm in need of energy or I'm overexerting myself, but it kinda sucks that my hands lock up like I'm holding an electrified fence and won't let me finish my project prototypes.
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