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[chamomiletealeaf]

THESE ARE SO JCKESIDHBFXKSIWJ 🥴🥴🥴

p<3rn links that remind me of cod men

red is x/twitter link green is ph link

Price

teasing his gf through her panties

spanking his gf (rough)

eating his gf out

anal sex and vaginal fingering

soft morning sex with his gf

Ghost

teasing his gf

tittyfucking

Gaz

double penetration (gaz + soap)

Soap

mating press and masturbation with his gf

fucking his gf reverse cowgirl

thighjob

cowgirl and pulling his gf’s hair

double penetration (gaz + soap)

eating his gf out

König

fingering and fucking his tied up gf + squirting

missionary + size kink

Alejandro

mood lighting + soft sex comp

Graves

standing 69

reverse cowgirl

Roach

playing with his gf’s clit

[chamomiletealeaf]

AHHHHHHH I LOWKEY AM THINKING OF DOING OF NGL 💀💀💀

wait wait because imagine being a normal OF creator or a cam girl, just a small name nobody who does it for the sole purpose of getting through college. you keep your face out of everything, nothing in the background of any video of yours is personal, like once you get your degree this entire account is getting deleted and it'll be a thing of the past. (not that you're ashamed or anything. we respect sex workers of all kinds here)

and you plan on doing a different kind of video: one of you fucking yourself with a new, much bigger toy. usually you keep to the rabbits and bullets but following your friends advice, you fucking yourself on a dildo wouldn't be terrible.

plus you need it, sweetheart. when was the last time you even had a date?

bitch. (affectionately)

and as soon as you walk into your usual sex store, you double take. there is no, NO, way that is pornstar!ghost's dick you've just spotted as a dildo.

he's been your favorite pornstar long before you even started this side hustle. who in their right mind can resist that beast of a man with the mask and the tattoos and the heaving thing that's between his legs--

you take it home immediately.

it's almost sad how stupid you fuck yourself on it, cunt split open and dripping onto the floorboard for the internet to see but in that moment, you don't give a fuck.

you don't remember how many times you come that night nor how many viewers you had watching your puffy lips swallow "ghost's" cock whole, but come morning, you notice your bank account and it is padded.

PADDED.

one particular tipper was incredibly generous and they even left a message.

i'd love to see you do that on the real thing.

yeah, me too.

(whoever that is becomes a loyal follower who tips regularly.)

*screaming at the thought of simon getting himself off at your video. hasn't come that hard in months and that says a lot since he's yknow, a pornstar.*

[chamomiletealeaf]

I second this

send ph or x p links that remind you of cod men to my inbox please <3333

going through and adding a bunch to my p link masterlist & removing/fixing broken links

[chamomiletealeaf]

Thank you to my wonderful beautiful amazing lovely mutuals and followers who interact with me even with non-call of duty related things like my personal issues. I know everyone is here for fanfics of sexy fictional men so I really appreciate that you guys still reach out and talk with me :) I’d do the same to you all. Mwah 🫶😚

[chamomiletealeaf]

Got diagnosed with Telogen Effluvium (stress induced hair loss) today ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️ lmfao

I’m not too upset anymore. It’ll resolve lol. I don’t have anything planned for the next three days so I’m gonna use that time to just relax and play my videogames.

In the meantime I’m tryna do everything I can do to relax and not stress so much. (Going to Sephora now. Retail therapy really is a blessing)

[chamomiletealeaf]

Drilling the new recruits and Johnny watches with a dick so hard it hurts, wishing he was the one you were yelling at 😮‍💨

Warnings: afab! fem reader, masturbation, kinda voyeurism??

He quietly whimpers to himself when he watches you make a recruit drop to your feet to do pushups then place your boot on his shoulder to push him down further.

You’d scream at one for making a joke about how the drill sergeant is a woman and you’d stand right up in front of him to intimidate as you yell at him to ask him to step forward and he does so with a laugh thinking he’s got the upper hand.

“You don’t think you need this training rookie? Ok then. Show me. If you can pin me then you’re exempt.” You say, being dead serious because you know he’s not gonna win.

And being the cocky dumb shrimp of a man he is, he tries, and fails miserably.

He goes to swing a punch and in seconds you have him down, hands between his shoulder blades.

Johnny watches with his pupils taking up nearly all of his irises and has to cross his hands in front of him until he can “take care” of it later.

That night he imagined him being the foolish recruit you were yelling at and came so hard he shot cum up onto his chest while whimpering out what he’d say to you.

“Mmph- yes ma’am, fuck, I- make me your toy.” He says while roughly fisting his cock and rocking his hips up into his hand with nothing but his tac pants on and open.

He cums with his eyes half lidded and unfocused with his cheeks a bright pretty pink and he’s never looked so fucking whorish oh my god.

If only he knew how thin the walls were in the barracks, and how deep your fingers were in your cunt listening to him…

[chamomiletealeaf]

My day today:

1. Had a dermatologist app to figure out why my hair is falling out (didn’t make it there and lemme tell you why)

2. Ran out of gas on the highway on the way to derm app and called them saying I was gonna be late.

3. Went to get gas and the guy behind me beeped at me and got really agitated for some reason and it made me anxious.

4. Finally got to derm app but couldn’t figure out how to get in and called them telling them I was there but lost for 10 mins.

5. They said I had to reschedule for being late even though I was there when I said I would be, I was just lost.

6. Had a breakdown in the parking garage where people minded their business passing me sobbing.

7. Went to Ulta to try and make myself feel better and buy something nice.

8. The things I bought actually suck ass and I have to return them anyway.

9. Rescheduled derm app to tmr morning so hopefully that goes better.

10. Work at the country club tmr…..

11. Which one do I get:

Spending the rest of the night online shopping for retail therapy.

Save me COD man, COD man save me….

[chamomiletealeaf]

AHHHHH I NEED HIM SO BAD

currently thinking about the moment the boys all collectively realise that you are the captain’s favourite

the boonie hat. it sounds silly but john is very protective about that hat in the sense that he doesn’t allow a single soul to touch it. one time ghost misplaced it and got an earful for weeks about how he had to get a new one and it didn’t feel the same as his old one

during the third week of this earache, ghost made the silly mistake of saying, ‘it’s jus’ a bloody hat, captain.’ price spent the rest of the week being a petty bastard

people used up all of simon’s earl grey? it’s just tea, lieutenant. lost one of his favourite knives on a mission? just a weapon, simon. simon learned never to touch that bloody hat ever again

or that time when gaz dared soap so swipe the hat from his head and bolt down the hallway whilst price was in the middle of an important conversation with laswell. once john caught up with him he was rewarded with 6 weeks of cleaning duty and getting his ass absolutely handed to him in front of the new recruits

gaz filmed the whole thing and showed it to everyone, earning 6 weeks of scrubbing floors on his knees right next to johnny

but when you have a bit too much to drink at whatever shithole bare they were drinking in and drag your captain on to the dance floor? he smiles and they think you’re about to be sent to an early grave

the sounds of roxette coming from the old jukebox send your body into a routine of seductive swaying. all eyes are on you especially when you reach up to grab his boonie hat from his head before placing it on your own

tipsy giggles leave your throat as you dance, taking the tumbler of scotch from his hand and taking a sip. tilting your head and biting your lip as you look at him

you’re laughing death in the face, the boys think. the captain is about to wipe that smirk off of your face and make you ever regret touching his beloved hat. you’re about to learn the painful lesson they all endured

or so they thought. john doesn’t do anything except stand there, arms folded over his chest in the middle of the room as he watches you with pure amusement, “better give that back, trouble…”

“or what, cap’n?” you giggle out, taking another sip of his drink. he takes a few steps forward before pulling you against his chest, his cheeks pulling up into a smile

“or i’ll take it from ya.” he chuckles, taking a hand up to pull the hat down over your eyes as he locks his arms around your waist, swaying you to the music

just a few feet away, the boys still sit at their booth. slouched in the booth with cross pours written across their faces,

“well, I guess it’s obvious who the favourite is.” johnny grumbles out as the other nod along in agreement

[chamomiletealeaf]

I CAN’T DO IT ANYMORE. I CAN’T. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO BEAT THE REACTOR MISSION AT THE END OF ACT II IN COD ZOMBIES AND I CAN’T DO IT. IT’S SO HARD. I’VE BEEN TRYING FOR MONTHS

[chamomiletealeaf]

Yeah. This would cure me..

I am once again thinking of the domestic life with Price.

How he’d come home, take off his jacket and shoes, and first thing he does is find you.

Showers together are one of his favourites. If he’s taking a shower and not in a hurry (i.e. in the morning), you bet your ass he’s trying to coax you to shower with him. Especially if it is something you struggle with. Somehow, he makes it so much of an easier task. Holding you, scrubbing you, anything. Hell, he’d personally install a second shower head for it, just to make sure neither of you gets cold during the shower.

The things this man will cook for you. It’s always been one of his hobbies, and seeing you enjoy his cooking? It just brings him unbridled joy.

And now the reason I wanted to make this post: Goodnight kisses.

Whether you go to bed earlier than him, the same time as him or after him, he’s getting that kiss. Two even if you go earlier or later. If you go earlier, he’ll kiss you goodnight with a little smile and mutter of the words, watching you go before returning to what he was doing. And by the time he gets to bed and sees you already asleep, he’s crawling in and leaning over, pressing a soft kiss to your head or temple before laying down and pulling you in to cuddle.

If you go later? He’s pecking you when he goes to bed, yet once you finally make it to bed too? This man is a surprisingly light sleeper. He wakes, pulls you in and peppers sleepy kisses over you - wherever he can reach in that hazy, sleepy moment.

And if you go to bed at the same time? Just be prepared to be held in a death grip :)

I just need him so much.

[chamomiletealeaf]

Ok but teasingly grinding up on him while you’re dancing with your friends while he’s surveilling the club from his little corner and he doesn’t lay a hand on you, but his dick is rock fucking hard in his jeans.

He catches the tiniest glimpse of your tiny baby blue panties under your skirt when you lose balance after the few drinks you’ve had and you fall forward to grip the table in front of you to catch your balance.

You’re tipsy and super giggly and he wants nothing more than to grip onto your hips and really show you what a good time looks like out of that cheap club.

giving bouncer vibes. either at a regular dance club, where you and your friends show up so often that the moment he sees you, he just lets y'all pass. he'll chuckle when you snake your finger into his belt loop, tugging it as you purr out your gratitude. he'll definitely stop you next time, gripping your wrist with his callused hand. "playin' a dangerous game, love."

or a strip club, where he's thrown out so many clients for you that he doesn't bat an eye when you run up to him with your cunt on full display. "is it tha' guy again? told laswell lettin' him back in was a mistake. i'll take care of it, love."

phew!

[chamomiletealeaf]

Yeah

I'm just imagining unknowingly giving the 141 boners.

Like, you're just minding your own business. You don't even wear revealing clothes.

For Soap, he gets hard when you get physical with him. Working out, wrestling, or just moving around. Watching you sprint makes him hungry for you. His brain imagines you panting, bent over in those tiny shorts, and flushed with heat. He's not shy about adjusting himself in his shorts either.

For Gaz, it's when you're typing away on a laptop or doing something with some finesse. Watching your fingers work gets him wound up. He can't help but imagine what your grip would feel like around him, or if you'd work him with just as much ease as you do everything else. He's pretty good about discreetly adjusting himself so you won't see his hard-on.

For Price, it's watching you drink something. He feels an unnecessarily large urge to pull your canteen away from your lips just to see the wetness dripping from them. Watching you greedily suck down water makes him throb. He can't help but imagine what it'd look like to have your soft, wet little mouth wrapped tight around him. He stays hard for awhile, but he's pretty good about talking himself down. He could easily have you anyway he wants, but he's better than that. He'll let you come to him.

For Ghost, it's watching you interact with the rest of the team. Watching you get hugs and pats from Soap and Gaz makes him ache with jealousy. He wants you and he's always hard for you. He doesn't even try to hide it.

[chamomiletealeaf]

@captainswhore PLEASE MAKE THIS A FULL FIC OMG OMG OMG PLEASE I’M BEGGING PLEASE GOD PLEASEEEEEEE

oh you’ve got to be kidding me

[chamomiletealeaf]

Just spent like 5 hrs painting my nails and they still look like shit…. I give up… (this is the best angle and lighting where it looks decent 😭)

[chamomiletealeaf]

Trying desperately to call out of work (my first job I make 0 money at) and they’re asking me to come in at 7 😭😭😭 (we close at 9 and start closing at 8) I’m NOT clocking in to close and my manager WILL NOT let me just stay home. She’s like “Just lmk when you’re coming.” GIRL IM NOTTTT

[chamomiletealeaf]

MEOOOOWWWW

subspace and oral fixation meets captain john price

a/n: most of this is just what i screamed at @glossysoap through dms at work today, copy and pasted here. it was written sporatically over about 2 hours with no formatting just rot. this is basically just how i dm glossy

gender neutral reader!

i’m like. oral fixation brrrrr at the moment so i just.

mouthing at his cock through his boxers make a wet spot and a mess and just dribble and drool all over his boxers maybe if he has enough of the mess he’ll pull out his cock and throat fuck

sucking his tip through his boxers while your brain disappears into subspace

price mocking you the entire time because of how desperate you are to have your mouth on his cock

him just praising you and teasing you while you slip further and further. running his hand over his tip through your cheek when you take as much of his clothed cock into your mouth wiping the drool off the corner of your mouth that hasn’t quite soaked into his boxers (price is a briefs man. tight and shows off that pretty uncut cock) and smearing it on your cheeks a little.

“messy, aren’t ya love?” but it’s said with pure affection while you hum around his clothed tip barely registering his words, just the praise hitting your subby little, empty mind (am i projecting? yes. a lot.)

him cooing at you with that fucking voice of his (that he knows affects you so much), and playing with your hair while you’re making a huge wet spot on his boxers

just humming and nodding and drooling and suckling and just happy to have your mouth on his cock not giving him enough stimulation to be completely hard, so when you mindlessly take his cock out wanting to *taste* him it’s still a little soft. so you can lick at his tip and foreskin and kitten-lick his pre, not doing it for his pleasure At All. entirely just subby oral fixation, which he’s happy to give you. honestly not even doing it for YOUR pleasure. just letting your brain switch off

just wanting your mouth to have something in it and your brain to be all musy, just how life should be

you don’t even have to put any thought into it either, your body just moves on autopilot when it comes to his cock

feeling him throb and hearing his groans get louder and most frequent. taking more and more of his cock until you’re lazily deepthroating him, well practiced at taking his thick cock. and price, he doesn’t want to disturb you really, so he scratches at your scalp and tells you how good a job you’re doing. his head falling back when you hum in appreciation. pulling back and letting him wipe away the spit from the corners of your mouth while you lap up whatever has dripped down his length onto his heavy balls. getting sidetracked in your empty little brain and taking one of his balls lazily in your mouth, giving it a strong suck before swapping to the other, dragging your tongue from the base of his cock all the way up to the tip where you gently suck his pre off his cock. once again projecting.

i need him there is something about price that makes me so horny and makes him so easy to write for i just

[chamomiletealeaf]

I am actually combusting I can’t do this right now this is the cutest thing I’ve ever read in my life

I’m weak for thinking about ghost in awkward meet cutes like imagine his dog lead getting tangled with yours and he’s having to weave around with you trying to separate you both