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cacti should be spelt cactu because u are a prick
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boys with nice eyelashes don’t deserve nice eyelasHES THEY DONT EVEN APPRECIATE THEM THEY DONT EVEN NOTICE THEM IM SO MAD
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sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”
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hey guys wanna see a pic of me when i was 11
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When some new gossip too good for you to contain
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person: the original song is always better than the cover
me:
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