I'll count your kids for you just leave em on my face 馃憛
LMFAOOO 馃槶 foul
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POV: you鈥檙e having an intellectual conversation with me but can鈥檛 stop staring at my boobies
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Omg! You're a dad! How many kids do you have?
does my collection of plush toys count? 馃槬
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hot single dads in your area (it鈥檚 me)
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Any tips on breath play? I wanna cum from getting choked but i dont wanna die naked
HUH??? 馃槶
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anyone here a fan of man tiddies? 馃槅
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I wish you would fuck me so hard cum blood and shit drip out my ass hole
what the FUCK!!! seek help
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You look amazing for 30! Do you steal youth through pec admiration? 馃ぃ Here's to your eternal youth and bigger pecs 馃嵒馃
LMAO CHILL i鈥檓 26 babe
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how鈥檚 the view 馃ゴ
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Rainforest in Sabah, Malaysia
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Fuck cute!!! You鈥檙e as sexy as they come! Turning thirty will only make you SEXY DADDY 鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍
i鈥檓 asian so i鈥檓 still gonna be mistaken as a high schooler when i鈥檓 in my 30s. TRUST
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tell me i鈥檓 cute even though i鈥檓 almost 30 _(:3 銆嶁垹)_
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Literally the best thing I鈥檝e found in the city aside from cheap tofu
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let鈥檚 see if tumblr censors this 馃憖
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Yes, we all know you don't come with cheese and you're cut.
gagged me a bit for sure
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Why won鈥檛 you share tips on getting boy pussy share the twink hole with some of us please my family is dying
馃槶馃槶馃槶 LMFAOOO???
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