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why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

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im always DTF

(Dealing with Thoughts of Failure)

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me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

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the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

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you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

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If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

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brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

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as soon as the clock strikes midnight on june 1st

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my two moods

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i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

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do you BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

(after love after love after love)

i can feel something inside me saying