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when u offer someone food and they actually say yes
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The only thing that is enough to drive you insane is your brain and your thoughts. Sometimes it's best to never stay alone with just your thoughts occupy yourself as much as you can. #thoughts #dangerous #brain
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Follow your heart but always take your brain with you.
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You look fantastic. What are you wearing?
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lmao
how do i say “i want to leave lipstick marks on the inside of your thighs” with just a look
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Why Minnie never wears her bra.
Mickey’s Nightmare (1932)
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when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang

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So we were sitting in class today
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
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