chaos-whatever
chaos-whatever
homosexual tendencies
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28 | he/they | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | i'm into Star Trek, silly German (crime) shows, weird music, and other random stuff
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chaos-whatever · 10 minutes ago
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chaos-whatever · 11 minutes ago
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chaos-whatever · 12 minutes ago
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Standing in a checkout line, when an older man asks me about my Goncharov t-shirt. I say "It's a movie, " when the person behind me chimes in, "Oh, yes, Scorsese."
The original gentleman goes on to tell me about the author Goncharov, his favorite of his novels, and a famous character from one of the novels. The three of us discuss whether the main character in the movie is intentionally named after the author, referencing that character, or whether it just sounded good to the film maker. We discuss how steeped the movie is in symbology.
Two of us are having a very different conversation than the third.
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chaos-whatever · 13 minutes ago
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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them
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chaos-whatever · 15 minutes ago
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I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw
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chaos-whatever · 19 minutes ago
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chaos-whatever · 3 hours ago
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chaos-whatever · 3 hours ago
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can you do this thing for me pleeeaassse i cant do it (sees you doing it slower and less effectively than me) i can do it actually could you maybe move out of the way
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chaos-whatever · 3 hours ago
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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd
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chaos-whatever · 3 hours ago
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you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?
I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying
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chaos-whatever · 3 hours ago
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You shouldn’t say ****
girl give me a hint at least
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chaos-whatever · 3 hours ago
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talking to people online is always like "i should watch that" "i should read that" "i should play that" there are so many things in the world. this is why i am never going to die
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chaos-whatever · 7 hours ago
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Life CAN turn around. Things CAN be different. You CAN feel better. You CAN do some things you're scared of. Don't close the doors infront of you yourself.
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chaos-whatever · 7 hours ago
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is eating my friend out sex?
last time I checked, yeah
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chaos-whatever · 7 hours ago
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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying
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chaos-whatever · 7 hours ago
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"READ MY DNI" no. use your block button like an adult. i'm not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren't welcome in the notes of your posts then it's your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don't like sharing the world with people who are different from you
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chaos-whatever · 7 hours ago
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my radical belief is that the disabled and the elderly should be paid at least the average cost of living, regardless of the life they lived. regardless if they ever worked or what work they did or if they were responsible with their choices in life or not
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