chaosandcaffeine451

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i have a gender envy pinterest board and it's just Charlie Dalton. send help.

also i hope Gale Hansen has tumblr. let him see what he's done (acted in a movie that came out almost two decades before I was born and played a character that was just too fucking relatable???). somebody get this to him, i beg you.

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I notice that Autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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Hi sorry maybe I'm wildly incorrect but I think Mitski's also maybe queer I don't know I'm sorry have a good day

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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What if I

Dropped out of school

And pumped petrol for a living

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survival games just arent hard enough. I need to get a scratch from running through bushes and die of sepsis a week later.

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guess who just had robotics mansplained to them!

i know what a bearing is, i know how axles work, i know that friction exists, i knOW THAT ALUMINUM CAN BEND EASILY-

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A "Sunshine-and-Rainbows" meteorologist and a grumpy storm chaser share an office in the news station basement.

Made for @eefaevie's Discord prompt: Ineffable Forecast

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p a l i n d r o m e m o r d n i l a p

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

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Can we get some water in here?

Drinkable water...

watering hole

all are welcome to take a drink.

neutral ground for tumblr users

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A loose glass cannon, that one. You can bet your ass that fucker is going to blast whatever's in front of them into absolute smithereens, bolt into a random direction from the blowback and shatter also.

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Favourite color: dusty red

Last song: just my type by the vamps

Currently reading: The Aeneid; The Picture of Dorian Grey; Crime and Punishment

Currently watching: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Currently craving: party mix crisps

Coffee or tea: COFFEE ALL THE FUCKING WAY

get to know your mutuals post I stole from someone else bc I wasn’t tagged but want to tag my friends hehe

Rules: answer 6 questions, tag 6 mutuals

Favorite color:

Last song:

Currently reading:

Currently watching:

Currently craving:

Coffee or tea (or if ur me and don’t like either, a secret third option):

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w h a t i s w r o n g ? ? ? b r e a d ? ? ?

Sighh...

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Saying a post should have 10k on most social media: Haha, that’s so sweet of y’all to say!

Saying a post should have 10k on tumblr: you arrogant fool! How dare you cast this curse upon me? Dost thou cast thine bloodline against my own? Nay I say this shall never occur. Never!

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there