#posts that have 10k to me

[nothing-if-not-unusual]

Shakespeare’s comedies end with marriage, I don’t want my comedy to end so I’ve decided not to get married

[mizuribbons]

LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS. HE STRAIGHT UP CRAWLED UNDER HIS BED OR SOMETHING AND WAS LIKE "fuck this is actually good for my mwntal state"

MACHINE TRANSLATION FOR WXS WL2 REALLY FUNNY??

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

how milfs were invented

Ye olde Chad: she is the most beautiful woman I hath ever lain my eyes upon!

Ye olde Preston: but sire! She hath borne children!

Ye olde Chad: she is a mother I would like to fanoodle

[rookfeatherrambles]

If this gets 1000 notes this, if this gets 3500 notes that, if this gets ONE NOTE, I will get off my ass and clean my depression nest. I have been procrastinating doing this for months and I'm sick of it but my executive dysfunction brain is an idiot and says if it's not a peer reviewed idea, it's not valid.

WHO ARE THE PEERS, YOU NUT??? ITS. JUST. YOU!!!!

[somethin-needs-to-go-here]

Man the Europeans r going crazy in the reblogs lol

Wow Italy is so fun! It would be even better if someone told me where the pope is.

[2016jeeprenegade]

new fear response just dropped. instead of just fight, flight, fawn, and freeze, you can also fhrow up

[absolutelyzoned]

hate when people are like "this post has 10k notes to me" or "deserves more notes" ok bitch. make it happen. you think this post deserves a lot of notes? do it. hit post limit. day after day, reblog the same post over and over. get it to 10k yourself.

[hyenaswine]

out there somewhere is a waluigi mangione who removes bullets from healthcare ceos

[yuribeam]

fish are an underappreciated source of trans names

we got bream, coley, mako, saithe, danio, trahira, devario, tetra, cisco, dace, lenok, taimen, koi...

just imagine meeting someone named trev but it's not short for trevor

it's trevally

[half-eaten-baguetteee]

im gonna go eat a sandwich

[very-gay-alkyrion]

OP (@alex-emo-boi) turned off reblogs but I believe this post has potential to breach containment

[lady-hibiscus]

nah cause mcyt fans will really see the most basic ms paint one-color skins and draw the most gorgeous jaw dropping designs

[aestheteasteria]

Tumblr, Pinterest and Spotify are portals that lead me further inside my own head, to a world of my own making.

[raine-st0rm]

kinda wanna reblog a post with over 10k notes and tag it as #posts that have 10k to me. Like bitch this post actually sucked so much I'm removing your notes.

[manicpossumdreamgirl]

blood cells are like pasta sauce: there are two kinds: red and white

[proshippers-against-censorship]

"The pro in proshipper just means you support shipping!"

"No, it means problematic!!"

"Lol what if the pro in proshipper means professional"

You're all wrong. It means professor. I have a Bachelor's degree in lolicon

Oh my god I need to find my calligraphy pens.