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When an Angel appears before you, engulfed in flames and bedazzled with eyes, shouting "Be Not Afraid" in its Thunderous, Too Many voices, Mortals have but three responses:

Sir, I have never been more Afraid

Sir, I have never been more Aroused

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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A poem for thee:

Double chaos — chaos true

Not within the sea I think , nor below the sky

Chaos is in it all it seems,

Singing clear, signing bright

Singing to the bothered night

i thank thee for the poem

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Schnoof schnoof. You just got schnooofed.

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person who signs with tics here! i find it's not too affected due to the concentration. but tics are individual so :shrug:

How does singing work with tics? I’ve decided to learn sign language but I’m not sure if I’ll ever be coherent because of my tics. If you have tics and you sign, how do you manage it?

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"If I had tics I would use it to get away with swearing at people"

next person to say that is having their speaking privileges revoked

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I just wanna know what I am

I don't wanna have to figure it out and take my time

I want to know now

I want concrete answers and things that make sense.

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You know, I shift between pine marten and stoat. Randomly. One day I'm more marten, another day I'm more stoat, repeat.

But how to stop this quick enough changing? Is there a way? When I'm more marten I'm like "ew stoats, no way I'm a stoat! I'm a marten!" And when I'm more stoat, I'm like "tiny weasel living in burrows, who tf came up with marten ideas?". And yes - repeat :.D

I'm sometimes so tired of it. Let me live in peace, you stupid shifts.

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@sleepy-stitches what the sneef im snorfin here

you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

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Does anybody else with FND/coordination issues go to take a drink out of an open water bottle (one without a straw, just an opening to drink out of) then accidentally spill it all over themselves?

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WAIT MORBID YOU ARENT ONE OF THEM AMERICANS?

Naurrr mate I’m one of them australians. I’d say probably in my opinion I think what is best (in my opinion) the best thing about living in Australia is probably that one time my brother got pecked by an emu (and also a bush turkey, my mum was also scratched by a red kangaroo). Haur haur haur.

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WAIT MORBID YOU ARENT ONE OF THEM AMERICANS?

Naurrr mate I’m one of them australians. I’d say probably in my opinion I think what is best (in my opinion) the best thing about living in Australia is probably that one time my brother got pecked by an emu (and also a bush turkey, my mum was also scratched by a red kangaroo). Haur haur haur.

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id argue fighting and winning against a kookaburra over a piece of steak wins

WAIT MORBID YOU ARENT ONE OF THEM AMERICANS?

Naurrr mate I’m one of them australians. I’d say probably in my opinion I think what is best (in my opinion) the best thing about living in Australia is probably that one time my brother got pecked by an emu (and also a bush turkey, my mum was also scratched by a red kangaroo). Haur haur haur.

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Honk honk, here have some lettuce honk honk.

lettuce omnomnomnom omnomnom

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Google why bones hurt? And search.

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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

🦐

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For the love of god stop

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3am in a wendy's parking lot