chaosdoesnotdefineme

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some teachers will give the most boring lessons in the most boring manner and then be surprised and mad when kids would rather talk to each other than listen

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there is only one number who has ever ate another. there is only one number who has ever died. which one feels worse

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the prophecy

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i think there should be a new judgement option called "just talk to each other". so many of these situations submitted don't necessarily need a "decide who was the asshole" verdict and the solution is simply all parties involved just having a conversation about the situation and i think there should be an option reflecting that

If you would like to start a relationship advice blog, feel free! But this is the "am I the asshole" blog and deciding who was the asshole is what we do here

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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

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We put this acorn barnacle shell in the tropical tank and it has been claimed by the blennies

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just found out there’s an energy drink bersion of my fave soda. live is good

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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opens my heart shaped locket & it’s just pictures of this guy

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Let's make music with mama

23.10.2022

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how the letter W sounds to people who hate it

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lyric of the day ˚♫⋆｡˚

"someday i'll die but for now i'm alive so hand me a pen and call me The Bard"

call me the bard madilyn mei

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baby will solace awwwwww awwwwwwwh awwwww

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YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT TO LOOK HOT THAT'S THE DEVIL TALKING

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i was one minute late to the at least i’d be a cowboy premier 😔 i gotta go be a cowboy now to at least be a cowboy, but it probably won’t change that i wax late 😔