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[ seventeen at a restaurant ]

waiter : "would you like a table?"

jeonghan : "no not at all we came here to eat on the floor, carpet for 13 please."

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dk : "hyung wanna hang out tomorrow?"

joshua : "sorry i have a doctor's appointment tomorrow."

dk : "say you're sick or something and just cancel it."

joshua :

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jeonghan : "look me straight in the eye and tell the truth."

scoups : "anyone who look you in the eye won't be straight for long."

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[ dino and vernon texting each other ]

dino : hey

vernon : hi

dino : i can't sleep

vernon : i can. good night.

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mingyu : "what's your ideal type?"

wonwoo : "strong and tough."

mingyu : "once i killed ten mosquitoes-"

wonwoo : "but i like sensitive people more."

mingyu : "- and after that i cried for like an hour."

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mingyu : "woozi hyung there's a moth outside the bathroom door can you get rid of it?"

mingyu : "please im scared."

mingyu : "hyung."

mingyu : "hyung!"

woozi [ texting mingyu ] : "woozi is dead. you're next. love, moth."

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mingyu [ watching tv and eating ramen ]

jeonghan [ arguing with scoups in the next room ] : "you know what!? fuck you!"

scoups : "maybe later but listen here you bitch -"

mingyu [ chokes on ramen ]

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policeman : "what are your names?"

dk : "don't tell him mingyu!"

policeman [ writing down ] : "okay mingyu and ?"

mingyu : "damn it seokmin!?"

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scoups : "i'm going live right now and you're on speaker so please behave okay?"

jeonghan : "or what you'll spank me?"

carats :

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seungkwan : "okay we gotta get in through this locked door. vernon, give me your credit card."

vernon : "here."

seungkwan [ pocketing it ] : "cool now dino kick this door down."

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[ in a dark storage room ]

dk : "AHH!"

jun : "what?! what is it?"

dk : "something just brushed against my left leg!"

dk : "uhh nevermind it's just my right leg."

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the8 [ picking berries ]

mingyu : "what're you doing?"

the8 : "i'm going to make pie with these."

mingyu : "but these are poisonous."

the8 : "i know."

mingyu :

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dino : "hyung! is idiot a bad word?"

joshua : "no but it's not a nice word to call someone."

dino [ to the8 ] : "I WAS RIGHT YOU FUCKER!"

joshua :

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dk : "HEY."

hoshi [ whispering ] : "shh woozi's sleeping."

dk [ whispering ] : "oops sorry."

hoshi [ whispering ] : "what is it?"

dk [ whispering ] : "the house is on fire."

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mingyu : "i lose at everything i even lost my glasses!"

dino [ staring at the glasses on top of mingyu's head ] : "i'll help you find it for ten dollars hyung."

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hoshi : "let's play a family game tonight!"

dk and seungkwan : "yeah that'll be fun!"

[ the next day ]

cop : "we need to take statements from all of you."

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mingyu [ randomly hugs woozi ]

woozi : "what the hell are you doing?"

mingyu : "appreciating little things in life."

woozi : "die."