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a non exhaustive list of minecraft songs and parodies that turn 10 years old in 2023:

hunger games - bajan canadian

how do i craft this again? - inthelittlewood & yogscast

redstone active - phantaboulous

take back the night - tryhardninja & captainsparklez

never mining together - yomamasminecraft & lindee link

this is my biome - bebopvox

never say goodbye - thnxcya

the miner - antvenom

banned - sarah moss

dumb ways to die [minecraft edition] - dennis vareide

supernatural mobs - theatlanticcraft

diamond heart - tryhardsteve (now pixelsteve) & phantaboulous

where my diamonds hide - j rice & mineworks

mining ores - j rice & mineworks

never let you go - thnxcya

one more fright - gamechap

wrecking mob - cavemanfilms

mine it out - gamechap

that girl is crafty - tryhardninja

the squid - phantaboulous (ft mlghwnt, gizzygazza, goldsolace & kuledud3)

flee for your life - cavemanfilms

no life minecraft - chazofftopic & phantaboulous

heaven - yomamasminecraf & brysi

trade shop - dreamreaver23 & hojjosh

creepers everywhere - ryguyrocky & the1blackphoenix

little square face part 1 - minecraft jams

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c!ranboo remembering c!tubbo | dsmp web weaves

all art by KNP | marie rutkoski | softestsunbeams | david jones | ocean vuong | unknown | david jones

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fun surprises at Scarland :D

Merry Christmas everyone!

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I think we should make scar’s early videos like. His fanon backstory.

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The task of handing the world to another is far too much for any one person to do, it is unfortunately, far easier to take it all away instead. Forgive me for that, my friend.

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Happy one year to moon big and my favorite crew

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hermits ranked on how likely they'd be to be sold to one direction

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i love you early game scramble. i love you chaotic group calls and "does anyone have food" and "sleep pls". i love you small and decidedly less small starter houses. i love you season and seasons-long inside jokes. i love you detailed little buildings and shops and villager halls that were so obviously labours of love. i love you calling friends over to show them something batshit insane you just did. i love you "this week on hermitcraft!" i love you casual and not so casual roleplay and worldbuilding i love you fics written so well they belong in the library of congress i love you fanart of the most stunning moments depicted in the most stunning ways i love you everyone who has ever loved this server as much as its members do i love you hermitcraft

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this is the position my right hand is in when i play minecraft. the group chat is murdering me for it. thoughts?

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exam: ranboo_beloved

you have 90 minutes to complete (art: knp | poem inspo: r.a)

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the way scott said “i hate the gays” and joe, with zero context just starts shooting him bc didn’t know scott was gay and just thought he was a homophobe is iconic

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THE FALSES BACKSTORY

THEY USED TO BE FRIENDS TILL SOMETHING CHANGED IN E!FALSE

WERE THEY ACTUALLY TWINS???

“So I did what any loving sibling would do and… locked her up” hc!False so you Herman yourself??? So what if she had a thirst for blood this is hermitcraft!! You live nearby GeminiSlay herself!!!

See I think she’s fully valid for blowing everything up and escaping. I would too if my sibling locked me up in a lab.

Getting a lot of X and Evil X vibes from this.

HC!FALSE PUT THE CLOTHES AND SOME SUPPLIES THROUGH THE RIFT FOR E!FALSE

And it Was hc!False’s cat that followed e!False!

She’s sending a book focused on the good memories of e!False’s past with hc!False through the rift to try and help stop e!False from destroying the Empires server without doing a memory wipe. That’s better I suppose, but I hope there’s an apology for wiping her memories in the first place in that book somewhere.

HC!FALSE IS JUST COMPLETELY OK WITH MURDERING E!FALSE IF THIS DOESNT WORK OK OK OK

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can those people who draw minecraft landscapes please do a redraw of my little dirt hut with flowers growing on the top in a valley near the top of the farlands i'll pay you anything

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what category of minecraft player even is jimmy, like. technically i guess a builder but i’m watching his stream and he

1) didn’t know you could dye terracotta

2) made sausage cry by making his house an even number of blocks wide  (makes roofs harder to build)

3) grian came and started silently changing things on his house (after killing him a bunch) and jimmy just went “oh he’s fixing my house for me now, great” and is now just? watching grian build his house for him?

so. i feel like he’s less a builder and more a professional wet blanket of a man (affectionate)

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Rotates your bird

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My Grian was sorry too.

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sorry i turned your boyfriend into a minecraft block and then broke him down into 9 ingots and then broke each of those 9 ingots into 9 nuggets and then placed each nugget in a glowing item frame in a grid pattern over an area of 81 thousand blocks squared