chaoticbisexualdean

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it's the year 2024, jensen ackles boards a bus in germany to get back to his hotel, he sighs into his pretty plump, cocksucking lips as he throws his head back. it's quiet, he thinks he's alone, he texts misha "can't wait to have your straight balls in my mouth again"

behind him someone coughs and says, "fucking fag"

it was pope francis

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'the doctor is confirmed queer now!' 9 didnt flirt with harkness in 2005 and 10 didnt flirt with 1920s bad tennessee accent andrew garfield in 2007 for you to say this is the first time they're queer on screen. however i do think its funny if all the previous doctors were bi but 14 is just a flat homosexual. shaun temple really took one look at them and thought fruit! there is absolutely no chance of this person making a move on my wife. and he was right

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this article from the Rolling Stone is brutal, to the point, and scathing of Kissimger's life. great read

may he that war criminal rest firmly in hell

[chaoticbisexualdean]

they had to spell it out on live tv. they had to say “hey fuckers. i’m speaking directly into yourr ear now. listen close. the doctor is an alien and is doing gender in quantum ways you couldn’t even begin to understand. you dipshit”

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We’ve all made this post forty times but genuinely they were like. The sword of heaven is a slutty mean atheist and the boy king of hell prays every night to be clean. And we just had to be like. Ok

[chaoticbisexualdean]

yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

[chaoticbisexualdean]

“Destiel wouldve been canon so quickly on another streaming service” u hate twelve years of painful yearning???

[chaoticbisexualdean]

you're in a car with a beautiful boy, and- well you're not actually in the car with him, but he's driving it and you can feel it (because its your car), and being on the phones practically the same- and you're trying not to tell him you love him and you're trying to choke down the feeling- which is easier then usual right now because he's driving under the speed limit which he knows you hate- and you're trembling (he's eating a travel sweet- is he trying to kill you?) but he- why is the car YELLOW now what the fuck-

[chaoticbisexualdean]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[chaoticbisexualdean]

will going from being all shy and nervous about accidentally overhearing peoples boot room convos to actively giving his advice on the situations,,, good for him

[chaoticbisexualdean]

Nothing but respect for the canonically fittest guy on the team

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[chaoticbisexualdean]

are they… you know… a denver broncos fan?

[chaoticbisexualdean]

bee bee cee news you have no idea. of the things i have seen

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[chaoticbisexualdean]

Solidarity with the striking WGA workers. This strike is an important push back against devaluation, gigification, and precarity that's been forced on all workers. When organized labor fights back, its victories benefit all working people!

The workers united will never be defeated ✊

[chaoticbisexualdean]

“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates