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Trying to remind myself that I’m not actually depressed and the world isn’t actually ending, it’s just a full moon and I have my period 🙃

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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Here’s my pitch for another Princess Diaries movie that no one asked for. I’m calling it Princess Diaries 3: Royal Tour (and this time the love interest isn’t related to her).

(Yes I intend for that parenthetical to be in the title.)

The whole thing is a romcom. Mia has been queen for 2 decades now. The people love her. She’s amazing because of course she is. And after two decades of being a literal queen, constantly in the royal life, she’s slowly become the calm, collected, polished royal they were training her to be. (Because after two decades of practice she would get the hang of it.)

And Mia’s still sweet and caring and loves the people, but being a queen she’s had to start tackling problems in a big picture sense of the word. So she’s a little lost and out of touch, in that way where a character knows something is off because they’re not as happy as they could be they just can’t put her finger on why.

And Mia has to go on a royal tour of the US cause diplomacy. And as part of the tour she’s spending a week in her hometown as a sort of American royalty, back to her roots stop on the tour. And in the interim her mother has moved, but she goes back by her old house and she sees it’s been turned back into a functioning fire station.

And she meets a hot firefighter who doesn’t have time for the whole royalty thing and doesn’t care at all cause he just wants to help people. And he doesn’t give her the time of day which she thinks is rude but it’s only cause he assumes she’s a snob which she isn’t. And they run into each other later when she ditched security to go for a walk alone and they get to talking and end up in a San Francisco montage mimicking the scenes of Mia showing Clarisse around San Francisco the first movie only this time it’s firefighter boy helping her get back in touch with what matters and also pulling out the quirky Mia we all knew and loved.

And following their heart to heart love letter to San Francisco moment, she forces firefighter boy to go to a royal tour event with her and Paolo comes back (because it’s not Princess Diaries without him) only this time Mia is the suave royal who doesn’t need help and the increasingly ridiculous styling is done to the firefighter.

And the whole movie culminates in a ‘he’s not a royal, he’s not worthy/one of us, you can’t be with him’ plot from some of the genovians only for it to end with Mia putting her foot down and making some kind of speech about how he’s literally starting royal life from the same exact building she did. And it ends with Mia proposing to firefighter boy herself.

And the hot firefighter is played by…? That’s right you guessed it Glen Powell.

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i know anne with an e is truly dead in the water but im still so sad it didnt get renewed. all the important issues it tackled and how carefully they did it was amazing. but also where am i gonna ship two characters like anne and gilbert again. two incredibly smart individuals but the intelligence just cancels out when their together. like brain cells disappearing whenever theyre near each other. where am i gonna get a ship like this again netflix????

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just finished watch Anne with an ‘E’ on Netflix for the first time ever and I’m genuinely so frustrated, why did it get cancelled😭😭😭

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i’m so fucking happy for you and your northern lights no i’m being serious congratulations man that’s awesome you really (clenching my fist so hard my bones creak) deserve it

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Streets tryna convince me to ship Maddie and Wally but that’s only because Milo is tall, white, and fine, but I, an intellectual, could never fall for that propaganda while Simon exists

Now, is there a solid chance Wally and Maddie end up together? Absolutely bc people are COWARDS ! But I will fight for my Simon and Maddie agenda !

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if i had a dollar for every time i’ve fallen for a dead golden retriever boy who had has a complicated relationship with his mother, i would have two dollars. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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when will i get to experience a love like the ones i read about in romance novels. PLEASE

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｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. May September be kind to you ﾟ･｡･ﾟ

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It's honestly such a shame that we've made such a huge thing out of swimming and swimsuits and looking good in swimsuits and fat people not looking good in swimsuits. Swimming is actually the perfect exercise for fat people because it puts zero pressure on the joints, which is a much bigger concern for us than it is for skinny people, and lets you exercise basically every muscle group without straining too much and risking injury. Yet somehow this is one of the least accessible exercises to fat people due to nothing more than a culture of body shaming. The work to unlearn all the shame to be comfortable in a bathing suit in front of strangers is huge even for conventionally attractive people, but I could probably count on one hand the number of fat people I've met who were confident enough to get in a bathing suit and go swimming in public.

And what is the exercise that somehow everyone thinks they should do instead? Jogging. It's more accessible, sure, it's easy and costs nothing to go outside and run. But I need you to understand telling a fat person to go running is basically telling them to go destroy their knees. Not to mention it's probably one of the most physically uncomfortable exercises to do when you have a body that jiggles even with compression garments.

Imagine a world where everyone had the ability and equal access to whatever exercise fit them best and helped them be happy and healthiest. Imagine a world where fat people go swimming.

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“you’ve changed” i change every 5 minutes wdym

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Hey. Hey you. The person aimlessly scrolling, stuck in an immobilized standoff with your brain

It's not your fault. You won't be stuck forever. I know you're trying. I know you hate it. It's ok.

And tell the Mean Voice in your head that it's not helping. It knows as well as you do that you would get up and Just Start the task if you could. You're not doing this on purpose.

Take a deep breath. Relax your jaw. I see you trying so hard to break out of it, but you can't force it. You'll get Unstuck eventually. All you can do in the interim is be kind to yourself.

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i just keep thinking about what a labor of love technoblade vs 100 youtubers was. thinking about... i was scared to watch it at first, because i knew tommy was editing it, and i love tommy don't get me wrong but techno videos have such a specific pace and style of editing to them. but then. it's all so... the pacing is exactly a techno video. techodad reads the kind of narration techno would normally do (which i have been informed tommy wrote for him). the thumbnail is an appropriate piece of fanart, and there's an overly-serious quote in the description. the way the ending is paced. the entire extended joke about techno having the hiccups is EXACTLY something techno would leave in. i don't know man. it felt like exactly the kind of video techno would have made from that event, if he'd gotten the opportunity, and it's just... the effort that had to go into making it like that.

i miss technoblade, man, but this was a little like having him around again for a moment, you know?

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Technoblade, Destroyer of Worlds

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man. MAN. technoblade and his style of video remains possibly peak mcyt content. the best videos really. exceedingly funny. and i am just... overcome by the way the video really truly is edited and paced exactly as though techno was the one who put the footage together. technodad recorded the narration techno would normally do to pull the story of the video together. and its just... so, so technoblade. i don't know. i love technoblade man. technoblade never dies <3

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the age-old question: "is my beloved mutual in a totally different time zone to me or do they just have a terrible sleep schedule"