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i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that
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don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free
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When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
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“That’s all I want. Just you and me. Always.”
— Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via books-n-quotes)
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Happy birthday to this rad dude. 😎 You’ve always been the best dad you can be and for that I’m so grateful. Thank you for your unconditional love and support, even when I was/am a difficult pain in the ass. Thanks for always being a shoulder, an advisor, and a really awesome friend. You’re the best, and the coolest. 🥳🎈🎉��� #happybirthdayoldman #daddoesntbelieveinsocialmedia #hestillgetsashoutout #mydadiscoolerthanyours (at Club Roma) https://www.instagram.com/p/Brgh57RFAL9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1951xwwcdlfjx
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