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"We're very unhappy." "What did you expect? You're dead!"

BEETLEJUICE (1988) dir. Tim Burton

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im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

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matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"

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In all timelines, in all possibilities, only you can show me this-

☄️

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Planet fitness is offering free showers, wifi, and charging stations to first responders and residents in the LA area who've been affected by the fires btw.

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I love you time theft I love you long breaks I love you wasting time in the bathroom I love you texting on the clock

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because you had a bat day

you hang upside down

you echolocate just fly all around

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

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If your hair doesn't fit into one of these categories, or if you do not have hair, select whatever you think is closest– unfortunately there's no room for an "other" option.

Descriptions are taken from the Andre Walker Hair Typing System wikipedia page.

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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big fan of the words fucking and idiot together. fucking idiot. so beautiful its like they belong together

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there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

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this wound needs more salt

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anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

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