chappell roan. twenty6. she/her. in the business of fucking around and finding out. also a singer. [rp only]
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You just learned that? Oh, honey, I'm gonna need to start educating you on gays and witchcraft, it's a whole thing. You do need to completely embrace it, it's mandatory. It would be like...Lolla but in the best way possible. Or, like, Warped Tour but it's just all Taylor openers and then you. I'd be down at the drop of a hat for something like that. Don't thank me, because I'm thanking you for two awesome nights of Eras. I kinda like being surprised by you - I know the world gets surprised by you on a nightly basis, but when it's just for me, I dunno, makes a girl feel special. Friendsgiving is the name of the game always. Chosen family is kind of my whole thing, and I have so many great friends that have kept me grounded this year that if I don't properly thank them, I'd feel like a sham. Well, I hope wherever you end up for Thanksgiving this year, that it's decorated to the gods and that you have a great time. Maybe I'll sneak away to Vancouver for one more Eras hurrah. Only if the queen herself would like me there.
Me being a witch makes things hotter? Well, shit. That's something that I've learnt today. Maybe I just need to completely embrace those witchy vibes. Do another album like Evermore. I love them so much, too. I wish they could have opened for me a little more. Or just have everyone who ever opened for me do it the whole tour - could you imagine how long of a concert that would be? A whole day of amazing performances before I even got on stage. Thank you for coming out to the shows - I had an amazing time with you. There's a lot of things that are surprising about me, babe. Don't think you've even uncovered half of them, yet. There are plenty of ways that you can spend Thanksgiving that don't involve going back home. Friends and such. Depends on how I'm feeling that year, but usually the whole family gets together at one of our places. Sometimes it's Nashville at my moms, sometimes New York at mine. But we tend to go completely crazy with the decorations.
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Are you excited to get a little winter break? Perfect getaway time for you and the mans, huh? We're secret keepers now, can you imagine that? For two girls who love to fucking yap, we really kept our mouths shut. Now the real hard part is keeping the song we sang under wraps. I won't tell if you won't. In way of juicy gossip, I may not have anything piping hot for you right now. Maybe I'm working on it, can't let the handcuffs go unused for too long. I'll come back with an update, baby, promise!
thanks, babe. it means the world that you made it out to a show, too. our duet is coming to serve. actually, i'm quite proud of us for managing to keep that one on the down low until the trailer dropped. i've been struggling to keep that one a secret. i love to it hear it. got any juicy gossip for me about any super hot women that you have in mind ? i'm sure the list of volunteers would be lengthy.
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chappell: you're an even better older sister than the one in my hypothetical scenario, shit. buy me a bong for christmas so i know it's real. if i ever feel like switching up the red, i'm going to you. sitting on your bathroom floor and letting you bleach the shit out of it tbh chappell: eras was PHENOMENAL. taylor is a wonder. not to mention she's getting hotter every time i see her, maybe it's because her boobs are out more. idk. but i really do love and treasure all of your mentorship and your kind words, you're everything i want to be when i grow up 😉 if i'm not looking out fo a hair tie, i'll just listen out for you in your thin ass walls and still wait outside. headphones are a godsend.
chappell: who would you even have railing you? new development or am i out of the loop? or both?
Hayley: i mean, cigarettes and edibles. but you're right. if you ever wanna do something completely wild with your hair - i'm your girl. got plenty of experience there 😉 i feel special. Hayley: and those own little tours have been amazing. i'm still in awe of the show i saw when you were in nashville. makes me emotional all the time what you've been doing for all the queer kids out there. can't wait to hear all about the eras experience for you. oh my god. i think you'd need more than a hair tie to notice that on a front door. and i'm probs going to forget.
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Yeah! We're gonna find time, as soon as I'm back in LA even. We could really get into the festive season and you can update me on how things are going with you and Luke. Festivals are so much fun Liv, you're gonna have a fucking blast. I get to do Primavera Sound in Spain next summer, so I'll also be getting my festival on. Any fun, big plans for winter, or simply rejuvenating?
Of course, babe! Yes, we definitely do need to get together and celebrate sometime soon. Maybe sometime in the next couple weeks, depending on what your schedule looks like. I am going to be in my festival era next year and I couldn't be more excited about it. It will be nice to have a little bit of a break before getting back out there again.
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chappellroan: I’m hungies
6 Grammy nom nom nom nom nom noms !
Polaroids by @ryanleeclemens
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chappell: you're my fun older sister that slips me cigarettes and lets me dye my hair fun colors. you're the only one allowed to real name me, fyi. chappell: i could never make it since i was on my own little tours, but now that i've got a little break in life, it's to the eras tour i go. you really should, just put a hairtie on the door if you're getting fucked and i'll sit on the porch until you're done. xo
Hayley: kay, you know that you're invited to all the family parties. they adore you just as much as i do, please. you're more like my younger sister. Hayley: consider me jealous. i wanna go see taylors show - you're going to have the best time. feel like i should just give you the key to my place but that could be dangerous cause what if i've got company. will scar u for life.
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Would it be the worst thing in the world if you were really just a witch playing us all? I'd love it, honestly. Makes the Evermore era more relatable and a little bit hotter. The overlap is something I'd be really curious about. But then again, you had MUNA open for you, and I love those gays with my whole heart. So I guess that overlap is really real. Are you volunteering to be the person? Didn't think you had it in you, if so, but absolutely not saying no. Your powers of persuasion are pretty damn impressive, Swift, I may have just touched down in Toronto tonight. Will handle you in whatever form you come in, you best believe, and will do it better than anyone you've ever seen. Yeah, I dunno, this year's Thanksgiving just feels kinda blah. Not feeling my Southern roots for heading back home yet. Christmas is always a different story, so I just have to find a way to pass the time between now and then. Where do you tend to spend the holidays? New York?
Last century? Who would have thought that this was all brewing years before I was even born. If that rumor takes off people are really going to believe that I have witchy powers and need to make everything about me. I think that there's a lot of overlap between my fans and yours, so yes, I think they'd be into it. I would love for you to sing that to me, honestly. Although I feel like maybe you should replace the mirror in that song with an actual person. Sometimes just being able to be yourself and not have to put on a face, going out on stage is nice. So, please - just come and enjoy yourself. I'd love to have you there. You're going to probably see me as a crying mess though since it means that after that there's only going to be three shows left. Hope you can handle that. Nothing wrong with avoiding being home for the holidays - I'm not feeling in the whole Thanksgiving spirit, either. Christmas in another vibe, though. That I am looking forward to.
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That makes sense, no need to shower you in gift cards when you can point at something and they'll fetch it. It's iconic, I love it. I dunno what kind of brand deal I'd want to have to get a perk like that, but I will say, a lingerie company is not the worst pick of the litter in that regard. No way! You just made my entire week with that one, kind of unbelievable that I'm on someone like your's radar so it's an honor.
I don't have people buying it for me, since I basically get whatever I want for free. I do get a lot of people asking me to hook them up with free products or even discounts. Occasionally I do. Just depends how generous I'm feeling in the moment. Right back at you, babe. I've had your album on repeat for like a year now. Your songs are staples on every shoot I'm on anymore.
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Please, you kill it. But you kill every song, which I got to find out again, over and over, tonight. You looked stunning, and congrats on the end of your US leg. Don't worry, we'll have our moment in the sun (or the snow?) when we all get to fully absorb your Christmas special. Duet of the century, coming everybody's way. I promise to use them just the way mother intended - on a super hot woman for an extensive amount of time.
oh, girl. i love you, and the song - i'm honored that you'd give me your blessing. but, holy shit, that one is hard to sing. you make it look effortless, but it's so far from that. unless i can somehow convince you to get up on stage with me ? i was painfully jealous seeing the clips of you and liv performing together. oh, bet. best not-so-surprise of all time ! that i can do. just make sure you use those handcuffs for some super fun and super spicy times later on, okay ?
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Oh, honey, you're gonna get me emotional all over again! Thanks, Liv. We need to get together and celebrate pronto - dually, me with the noms and you with the end of Guts. At least for now, from what I'm hearing, considering I just saw your spilled announcement. Are you in your festival era or what?
I know I just saw you a few weeks ago at the premiere of my movie, but I miss your face already. Also, congratulations on your Grammy nominations! There's no one more deserving than you, babygirl. @chappellroanfm
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Aww, come on, I would've been a fly on the wall like everybody else. No freak-outs necessary. It's so well-deserved though, I'm jealous of everybody that got to be there who wasn't me. Next album you should do it again and give me advanced warning (or maybe even a feature on it if you're feeling goofy). I just love it, we all need to get back on our horse - metaphorical and literal - some days, and that song is just so touching. Don't the Reese's shaped cups just taste so much better than the regular cups? I'm out here getting all those candy canes filled with Hershey Kisses at target, like I'm stockpiling for the end of the world. Regular candy canes, yay or nay?
that would have been amazing, to have you there, but i would have probably been freaking out so much more. it was such an iconic way to release the album that i never thought it was something i could do, let alone sell out the whole stadium. i still get emotional about it! stop! you're gonna get me all emotional because those are some of my favorites. first rodeo... obviously... very special to me for reasons. to be on your spotify wrapped?! the honor! because you will a million percent be on mine. i've already started eating reeses christmas trees if i'm being honest!
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chappell roan (kayleigh amstutz) is a 26 year old singer-songwriter. she resides in los angeles, ca. she identifies as a lesbian and is single.
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chappell: let me know when you have more friendsgiving deets, i'll see if i can make it work. don't want to totally crash your family's parties if i can help it. unless we want to pretend i'm your younger cousin.
chappell: may have made some last minute plans to be in toronto a week from now to see taylor?? but you're an icon and you're the best 🤍 expect me to bang down your door the next time i need to
Hayley: I’m probably going to be at home with the fam. Of course you’re more than welcome to come and spend time with us, baby girl. We’ll be happy to have you here. Also might have a small friendsgiving before with the Paramore crew etc so you’re more than welcome to come to both 🥹 Hayley: my door is always open for you. Any time.
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I don't think the world can believe it, either. Feels like we've been in an Eras mood for the last century. Not that I'm complaining, I think it's fantastic, so we're all going to be sad right there with you. Do you think your Swifties would be into my whole schtick? I'd love to find out. But hey, you'd have to come out so I could sing Picture You to you. I'd never say no to an invite to just hang and not perform, even. Thanks, babe, I think I can make it to your last Toronto show if you'll have me? I'm avoiding that 'home for the holidays' vibe everyone loves and just being nomadic for the time being.
I know. I can't believe that the tour is actually coming to an end. It's something that I don't even really want to think about. I'm feeling overwhelmed but in the best way. I know that these last nine shows are going to be incredible. A real mixed bag of emotions. Dang - I wish I had of thought of that because I think people would lose their minds if you came out on that stage. They'd just stay for you. I wouldn't even need to come out. But if you want to come out and see a show, let me know. Then we can celebrate your Grammy noms, too. Cause that's huge. Congrats, babe.
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Hi, @fionapalmo, you have the prettiest name that I cannot stop saying. Like, I'm trying to find a way to turn it into a vocal warm-up, that's how obsessed I am with it. Bet it's going to be one of those names everyone's gonna wanna say come awards season once OBX really gives you the flowers that you deserve. Anyway, I'm Chappell, hope that wasn't a weird intro but I'm a fan of yours so we must be friends.
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Don't think I'm ever going to be used to you singing Good Luck, Babe! and wanted to give you my full blessing to use it as your spin-the-bottle song on Monday. When I not-so-surprise you at SNS. Arrest me while I'm there, please, @sabriinas? If I'm not leaving with handcuffs, I'm gonna be a little butthurt.
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text -> hayley williams ❤️🔥
chappell: where are you gonna be at for thanksgiving? can i come crash at yours? chappell: feels like the last place i wanna be at is at a table in missouri 💀
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