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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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The dirt awakens

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you need unfunny bloggers like me on your dash bcs it’s good for the ecosystem, like trash on the side of the highway. no highway is complete without trash. i don’t really remember where i was going with this metaphor

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OH MY GOD

WHEN RACOONS GET OLD, THEIR MASKS TURN WHITE

SHE HAS RETIRED FROM A LIFE OF CRIME

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One thing I didn't expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad's age, including his opinions on furries

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every day i thank my lucky stars that i have never closed my bathroom mirror cabinet and seen a scary guy behind me

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A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1963) dir. Bill Melendez

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are you ever like damnnnnnn why cant it be easier

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"Fluid as water, brilliant as silver, heavier than lead, mercury spills through a mine worker's fingers."

National Geographic

October 1972

ph. Robert W. Madden

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“every time i see this celebrity they look younger!” cool, it’s plastic surgery

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I bought my copy of The Joy of Cooking in the late 90s--it was a new print at the time, but the latest copyright in it is 1975, so it has a noticeable amount of old culture holdovers.

and...just...

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big. HUGE.

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did you know public libraries are free and beautiful

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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament