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Lance: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
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F1 movie this, F1 movie that - its race week in Austria so if people are wanting F1 drama then I suggest watching the 2019 Austrian GP - absolute cinema!
And if you don't enjoy your drama unless it results in some hot make up sex then you can follow up 2019 with the 2022 Austrian GP podium celebration. It's not penetrative sex but it's the closest thing Max and Charles could get away with in public.
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Hips: cocked.
Waist: grabbable.
I’m: dying.
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It's Austrian GP race week!
2022 Lestappen podium, you will always be famous and iconic. ♥️💙
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I’m sorry but we need to all get extremely into this now



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It’s not lost on me how often we hear similar stories like this and it’s something I’ve also witnessed myself at other events. I even saw one fan TikTok that said she changed her favorite driver to him because of how he was to everyone that night. The sweetest 🧡
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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Ferrari and they said “we are checking”
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Lowkey max is kinda hot as fuck and it’s throwing a wrench into my blog plans.
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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Max: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Max: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Max: Go big or go home.
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if this is real Max agreed to it for one reason and one reason only: when he gets asked “So what happened with Charles in the movie?” it will publicly acceptable for him to say “Nothing just an inchident 🥰”
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me reading the tags people put in my notifications

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.
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