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got inspired to make a TF2 Mercenary Professionalism Tier List the other week, and decided to properly chart it

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saw a pretty short (1-engine) freight train earlier this evening carrying military vehicles west on the union pacific line out of Chicago.

... wonder where they're going.

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i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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yeah yeah we’ve all destroyed and betrayed ourselves for nothing around here you’re not special

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Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl

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overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

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as someone who was raised by a cis feminist at the turn of the millenium i have to say i am baffled whenever i see women trying to die on the "dude is gender neutral!" hill

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Not to venerate the halcyon and bygone days of yore, but it used to be that declaring that girls are too fragile and delicate to ever possibly compete with the boys or ever be as good as them at anything was rightly denounced as the kind of raging sexisim that made you sound like the flatly written villain of a teenybopper movie.

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Official recreation of The Dashcon photo, 11 years apart!

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this is important tumblr

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How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox

*deep, calming breath* On the plus side, the steps at that link were very clear and easy to follow.

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I love your mind 🤗😊🥰💓🦜💓

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Feeling an incredibly weird specific nostalgia but what piece of media defined 2020 for you (as in you spent that year with it) mine is mtv's catfish

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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.