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you know what would be funny? a love triangle

there's tons , the issue is whenever someone goes public with one person the rest get all passive and secretive . go ahead , ask everyone who is "seeing" someone now who they're also seeing .

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theres no actual it boy which is sad lol

i'm sorry i can't find you an easily accessible dick to jump on . i'll do better next time !

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what magic does leo use every night before bed to become the #it guy?

not sure this is a very reliable allegation. said it boy has been awfully quite lately. or is that just me? did i say quiet? i meant boring...

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favorite people at the moment?

none . everyone is a snooze fest or cries too much .

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What if it was a murder-suicide bc the sheriff and mayor were having an affair and didn’t want it getting out?

didn't we already figure this out ? everyone just ask eli .

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most stable couple here?

it'd have to be between omari and eli ( surprise , surprise ! ) and stella and nico . the quiet couples have nothing to say ever , good for them .

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Jude and Ace suddenly got comfy and cozy after that very public relationship drama

i don't see them making it very far , but that's just me .

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it's gotta be leo's ex-con dad

hey now, alexander is a good man. his son on the other hand...

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jude and ace probably did it bonnie and clyde style

that's actually really fucking hot.

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i wouldn't be shocked if ryder did it trying to impress them with juggling knives or some shit lmao

you know what, that seems pretty logical.

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romeo did it for petunia probably

this is the best theory . i'm sure the cops will be looking into this when they look through the groupchat .

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honestly, i think lucia did it. she likes knives

maybe the mayor is how she affords that home she lives in .

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caleb. he's the only one who is truly capable of murdering the innocent.

oh ? does he have a history of this ?

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elijah no doubt

why ?

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send in who you THINK did it and why . anon ofc. we’ll be posting them. 

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how do we feel about last night , friends ?