24 • Australian • Husband Lover • Baby Mumma • Apologetically Apologetic • Dog Enthusiast • Terrible at Replying • Clumsy is an Understatement
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When you have the best BIL. James' bed is 1000x cooler than mine, I'm a little jealous.
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when you write a sentence in your lit paper that is so pretentious that you’re not even sure what it means, but leave it in anyways
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He blocked me straight away... I don't care my stats say thanks 💁🏻
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I know it's stupid nit
I've been trying to convince josh to agree to adopting an older dog from one of the local rescues... I'm so pregnant that it's probably a stupid idea but the urge is so strong and the idea of giving an older dog a whole new lease on life is something josh and I have always loved.
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While silence can be terrifying, I’m really glad sharks don’t have some kind of blood curdling scream.
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Pockets should now be lined with microfiber cloth, so that your phone self cleans in your pocket
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Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app
OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!
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i hate when someone tells me i shouldn’t be tired bc i slept enough like sweetie i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired
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