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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her."
- Charlie, explaining his brief split from "Goddess" Bree Olsen, 3/5/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"[That way of life] was written for normal people, people who aren't special, people who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
- Today Show Interview, 2/28/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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“If I realized that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane.”
- People Magazine Interview
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"the title of my book has finally been delivered thru vast and extensive Lunar channels. "Apocalypse Me" Warlock Latin for WINNING."
http://twitter.com/charliesheen, 3/3/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"“Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDb right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock."
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"Most of the time - and this includes naps- I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordinance into the ground."
- The Dan Patrick Show, 2/23/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"I'm rolling out magic, Bro."
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"[Marriage] is a shameful contract… [for] amateurs and Bible grippers."
- The Alex Jones Show, 2/24/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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“Can’t is the cancer of happen.”
- 20/20 Interview, 3/1/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"To Piers, let’s get hammered. Love, Charlie."
- Charlie Sheen's inscription to Piers Morgan on his drug test. 2/28/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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In case you meed a reminder, Charlie is WINNING.
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"I keep looking around and go 'wow,' not only do I deserve this, but it's on. We win so radicially in our underwear before our first cup of coffee that it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."
- 20/20 Interview, 3/1/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"Ambien...The devil's aspirin."
- 20/20 Interview, 3/1/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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"Tiger blood now drips from my fangs!"
- Radar Online 3/1/2011
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charlieiswinning-blog · 13 years
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Conclusion:  WINNING!
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