charlieklepner

[charlieklepner]

In case you can't tell I'm joking Half joking I'm not THAT bothered It IS nice to know I'm 1 on her waifu scale Even if she DOES hate me What did I even do to her? Who can tell...

THESE TAGS. THIS is why i hate you this is why you think we fucking care well guess what madelia we do Not care i promise we do not care so can you please take your request to be objectified, even if it was a joke, elsewhere? i’m sure someone else can help you!!!1!!!

it’s like 2am and i’m bored so i decided to rate my quest group on the gender-inclusive waifu scale.

[charlieklepner]

@madelia-anesteris i still hate you but i’m also a lesbian. delilah is off limits. allen is non-binary and abrax is my brotherly guy. that leaves you :(. also i think objectifying will bother you. here is to hoping!!! 

it’s like 2am and i’m bored so i decided to rate my quest group on the gender-inclusive waifu scale.

[charlieklepner]

@allen-mclean if you took off your glasses you would possibly be #1 but they are as big as your face so... no. also, i’m a lesbian, sorry. but you’re nice so that’s why you’re #2. plus abrax and del are off limits. sometimes i wish our quest group were bigger because then we could have some nice hot not ace babes but here we are

it’s like 2am and i’m bored so i decided to rate my quest group on the gender-inclusive waifu scale.

[charlieklepner]

next is delilah who does not have tumblr (booooo you whore /j /ref). if she did her tag wouldn’t be her name because she’s actually cool. it’d be a my little pony ref or smt. i would rate her higher actually BUT she’s a lesbian. i am cool and i respect her so she is second lowest.

it’s like 2am and i’m bored so i decided to rate my quest group on the gender-inclusive waifu scale.

[charlieklepner]

lowest on the scale is @abraxshafiq and the tag thing is not working. but he is the lowest. this is simply because we are besties and like siblings. there is no ‘f’ in fmk for us. 

it’s like 2am and i’m bored so i decided to rate my quest group on the gender-inclusive waifu scale.

[charlieklepner]

it’s like fmk without the m or the k.

it’s like 2am and i’m bored so i decided to rate my quest group on the gender-inclusive waifu scale.

[charlieklepner]

it’s like 2am and i’m bored so i decided to rate my quest group on the gender-inclusive waifu scale.

[charlieklepner]

yo @allen-mclean 

This is… almost too good

[charlieklepner]

I barely even know you and you’re already pushing for group therapy. Too far, Madelia. Too far.

sometimes I just want to be held

[charlieklepner]

ty <3 <3 <3

sometimes I just want to be held

[charlieklepner]

sometimes I just want to be held

[charlieklepner]

vem den znatya deniz? :0 ia dumyel vem yarsel - mattie

ummm no comment? I decline to answer

[charlieklepner]

Allen?? What? 

and I mean at least you can read Deviz at all. I have no idea what either of you were saying. not even ‘san isho’. All I know is ‘sen’ and that’s because I can say ‘ia porstye sen’ and that’s not a good thing

@allen-mclean zivettttt ia gerye sem moi parenye :((

[charlieklepner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqJX-91cYx4 

if you wanna be a dog. then ykno. WOOF

sometimes I really want to become a seahorse. 

[charlieklepner]

do it!!!

sometimes I really want to become a seahorse. 

[charlieklepner]

earlier i said positive vibes. alchemy has robbed me of those positive vibes. will cass shut up for JUST ONE SECOND? i don’t give a shit about the philosopher’s stone i just want to sleep?? is that such a problem??

[charlieklepner]

y’know, i have the vaguest feeling that today will be a good day. don’t @ me. but. good vibes for today. 

sending them to everyone who needs them!