charlieranbooquackitypolycule

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

f/o who knows you miss their touch way too quickly, so before a goodbye or even if they just need to get something from another room, they’ll give you a short squeeze, a pat on the head or even a quick peck on the forehead before they do— and immediately giving you all the affection you need when they/you get back of course

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[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

its me james marriot give me uour credit card so ican make music

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

"communities are finally here!" "check out tumblr communities" "introducing: communities!" "find communities here" "communities you may like:" 💥💥💥💥💥🔫 GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

"communities are finally here!" "check out tumblr communities" "introducing: communities!" "find communities here" "communities you may like:" 💥💥💥💥💥🔫 GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

everybodys “hear me outs” are so weak my friend just sent me mufasa like duh bro wtf do u mean hear me out..

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

shoutout to non-sharing rpf selfshippers. wdym "they literally have a partner irl" yeah they do and its me. no one else

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

the call is coming from inside the house you dumb assholes

[charlieranbooquackitypolycule]

ever since i was a little boy ive always known ive wanted to make out with a beautiful brown-eyed man