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losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

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i need a collection of speedrunners crafting shit that doesnt exist

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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

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#condi: i can take two guys any day, to be honest

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charlie standing up against chat's ableism is the single coolest thing he's done in years. my disabled heart just soared

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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owlbear mini

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I hope you know that every time someone says or types "YEOWW!" the Lancaster_Scream_Cut_Ep40.mp3 plays in my head.

It's been happening since June 2024 and I have been tortured by a ghastly projection of Jackson McMurray's voice for far longer than the reasonable amount. Unironically had an auditory hallucination of the scream cut playing in the far distance while I was embroidering the other day. I don't think that when people talk about "art that sticks with you", that they intend to include being haunted by a podcast patreon exclusive cut.

Owch!

Oof!

Owie

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“laughter is the best medicine” WRONG. hormone replacement therapy.

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

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can i have a cigarette?

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it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images