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I'm going to hold you to that because I want it inflated so big. You two will have to one of these days, it's not a need it's a must. But if you two decide to make it happen, make sure to have me there. Yes, please do!

Hey — if I can inflate the ego the way that it’s meant to be then I’ll be sending you messages daily. I’m secretly hoping that I’ll actually be able to share the stage with her, too. But if not then I’m just forever grateful I got the experience of being on stage. I’ll have to come out and watch one of your sets.

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charli: listen, I just had to make sure, okay? charli: damn, now you have me scared about a possible pregnancy...but also haven't been fucking like you are these days. not you getting pregnant while being pregnant lmaooo. charli: rip — while kids are cute...having two small babies sounds insane to me.

Hayley: there’s plenty of of things I’d do to fuck with you, char. Saying I’m bringing out another album when I’m not is one but this? Neveeeer.

Hayley: we can talk about both? Can’t believe that I’m pregnant. Again. On birth control. Load of good that did for me. I’m never letting Rob finish inside me again. I’ll get pregnant while being pregnant at this point.

Hayley: in shock? How’re we gonna be parents of two?! Insane work.

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charli: you know, i'm just fucking with you right? i'm really not upset with myself for it lmao charli: that's the thing about festivals....they're always going to happen and if you were highly anticipated then they'll definitely invite you back. charli: you're fucking some new? what's her name?

damiano: i wouldn't go that far damiano: that is something we both wish for. i guess there's always next time if i get invited to perform that that festival damiano: what do you think it means?

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charli: well, I don't know....maybe you just want to fuck with meee charli: we can talk wigs once we finish discussing the fact that you're pregnant again. charli: that's valid. how's rob?

Hayley: thaaaat would be a pretty poor joke on my behalf.

Hayley: but I love wig shopping talk 😭

Hayley: still in shock? Probably will feel that way until we go to the doctors for 100% confirmation.

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charli: you're fucking jokin', right?! charli: is that a positive?! charli: forget the wig shopping talk....how are you feeling?!

Hayley: I wanna apologise for how long it’s taken for me to get back to you. I’m so sorry, bby.

Hayley: [image attached] you get the pleasure of knowing I peed on a stick. Still need to go to the doctors tho.

Hayley: how did the wig shopping go?

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charli: not quite sure yet, but once i've got that figured out i'll let you know, deal? i don't think anyone has ever seen me with another color before. tomorrow i'm going to go wig shopping and i'll send you selfies! so you can help me pick out the best one. charli: a different one from last time? charli: I have see him, and i get it. the appeal is so real. at least you're getting yours and having a good time while at it. charli: uhhh tell him to go buy you one! he def should know about this asap.

Hayley: what other ideas are you going to cook up? Cause I’m gonna need to hear these. You do suit the black hair but I’ve also never fully seen you with another color. Wigs are a life saver when you wanna test something out but aren’t sure. Those and extensions.

Hayley: I’m on birth control. A different one from last time.

Hayley: but also, yes. Can’t be helped. Have you seen Rob? He’s so fucking hot. And really good at the whole giving me multiple orgasms thing.

Hayley: do I tell him to go buy me one or do I do it myself 😫

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charli: you're welcome for giving you such a bright idea! i'm here if you need more. mm, don't know the black hair just defines me I think. but i haven't thought about using a wig to test the feels out. gonna have to do that. charli: girl.....you're joking, right? charli: are the two of you really that damn horny?!

hayley: you know what? smart thinking. we've left some of noahs things there like toys and such - the clothes we left there probably don't fit him now tho. but having some of my things there? would make life easier. and why do u think you can't rock a hair color change?? u could always get a wig and test it out. hayley: bad period? no i'm not due for... hayley: [typing] hayley: shit. hayley: i should probably do a test. my cycle only just started to be regular again. 🤐

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charli: shame on me for not saying that in the first place. charli: I wish it gets better when you have to disappoint large amounts of people, but it doesn't. charli: hanging out with someone new? what does that mean?

damiano: much better, cara. damiano: it does and thankfully everyone seemed to understand. it just wasn't easy to disappoint that many people. damiano: um...i saw dove perform? and i might be..hanging out with someone new.

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Can you believe that aside from performing with Dua the other night I've been really calm lately? I haven't spiraled into the abyss and I think I've got you to thank for that. @zmaliiks

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Mhm, I did in fact perform with her. It was all sort of last minute though, Jakey. So, please don't go being hurt about it. Are you more upset over the fact that you didn't see Dua or me, hm? Why don't you go to both? Each performance is different, but the vibes are always so fucking immaculate. Now now, you know I can't go telling you all my secrets.

so, i hear that you performed with dua? i'll be damned if that isn't what dreams are made of. actually, char, i'm a little hurt that you didn't give me the heads up it was happening so i could get my ass there. but it's fine, i'll survive somehow. perhaps i'll mend my broken heart by getting out to one of these festivals that you're doing. denmark? or perhaps sweden. sway my choice - do you have anything special up your sleeve for any of them?

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Well keep speaking the truth because I love to hear it. Thank you thank you, you're also super hot though. Oh my gosh, you're just boosting my ego so much right now. Sharing the stage with Dua was so fun. I'm honestly so glad that she asked me to join. I've got a couple of festivals that I need to perform at and aside from that? Just doing whatever I want.

Being kind? Nah, babes. I'm speaking the truth - you're so fucking hot. And when you came up on stage with Dua, even though I had seen you backstage my jaw was truly on the floor. You both looked so good together and your voices together? Damn. What a treat. What else do you have planned for the rest of the summer?

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charli: then i say you should move some of your stuff into that place of his. then you can officially say you also have a spot in nyc 😜 there are some people that can just rock hair color changes tho! yeah?? i'm gonna think on it and then if I decide to do it? i'll come to you first. charli: i can honestly understand that. I can't imagine having to stay away from the stage for too long. so, please release new music with that lil band of yours! at least the man i told you to listen to is a good one, aye? charli: boobs stop hurting?? and puking your brains out? are you having a bad period or are you fucking pregnant again?

hayley: well, yes. we've stayed there a couple of times - makes life a lot easier. and here's me just changing my hair because i feel like it. mine has gone through it. you'd look great as a red head, i support it if u wanna do it. hayley: the whole domestic life is really good, i'm loving it a lot, honestly. i couldn't picture doing anything else right now. but being out on stage? i kinda miss doing that a few nights a week. gotta get back out on tour. 🙄🙄 can't believe you told me to listen to a man, either. who are you? hayley: i'll be fine. my boobs will stop hurting soon. i'll stop throwing up and be back @ 100% in no time.

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charli: doesn't rob already have a place in nyc? I might be wrong, but I could have sworn. i'm a bit nervous about changing my color...like I love my natural hair color, but i'm thinking...what if i went auburn red? charli: it really is! almost forgot that this is what life is all about. aww, babes don't be jealous of me! i'm sure you're living such a great cute lil life with your fam. ugh, thank youuuu <3 maybe listen to the man and go to the drs...can't believe I just told you to listen to a man....GROSS. 😇

Hayley: he’s got me contemplating moving to New York but just means that I’ll have even more reason to go to the big city. You’re gonna look so good with them. Tell me what colors you want and I’ll send ‘em your way.

Hayley: the wind is taking you to such fun places, then. Consider me very jealous of you. You looked so good up on that stage too 🔥🔥 I think so but Rob wants me to go to the doctors. He’s overprotective 😂😅 you’re the angel here pls.

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charli: okay maybe I should have said i'm very proud of you. charli: that shit happens, but as long as you're safe and your fans then that's all that matters. and i'm sure the fans were understanding, as well. that's good, i'm glad! charli: aside from tour and stuff, what's new?

damiano: sorta proud? damiano: it was but it was very bad so i understand it. i just hated disappointing my fans. the other shows have been amazing though. damiano: i'd say it's certainly a good thing.

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charli: I suppose that's a smart move on all your ends. but i can't wait to see what new products you all come up with! i'll definitely be supporting ;) charli: it was so last minute, but it was such a blast. i'm really just going wherever the wind blows me these days. it was so much fun! ohhh no! did you catch a stomach bug? :/ aww, thank you, angel.

Hayley: Brian is moving to the big apple to be closer to the gdy hq so we can’t run the salon the way the team deserves. Craaazy business, I know but it means more good things for gdy and maybe new products for you to use on stage 😉

Hayley: imagine my surprise when I loaded up TikTok and there you were on stage with Dua. Can’t believe I missed that. How was it??? We’re good. I’ve been puking my guts out the past couple of days so low energy but so far Rob and Noah are spared. Thank god. I’m glad that you’re good tho — you deserve the happiness.

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I am! I couldn't miss seeing you, so I figured what the hell and bought the ticket. Isn't being on tour just one of the best feelings like ever? Aww, you're quite literally the sweetest ever and I will, I promise. Although, I love supporting when I can. So it was no real trouble. Hell yeah, if you've got time for me before and after? Then I'll take it.

what? you're coming?! char, this is the best news i've had all week. i was already excited to get back on tour, but knowing that you're going to be there? now i'm even more ready. next time, please tell me - there's a ticket with your name all over it, no need to buy one. and yes, yes one billion percent, i would love to hang out with you afterwards. actually, we should hang out before too!

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