#( chats. )

[dastmalchianhq]

Kids can sort of make us both happy and frustrated in equal measure, can't they? Because I hear you, sometimes there's nothing more scary than a young kid who hasn't had a nap. How old are yours? It's honestly one of the best parts of adulthood to me, being able to eat whatever I want, and even have dessert before dinner sometimes if I'm in the mood! Or just have dessert for dinner honestly, anything is fair game. And yeah, sometimes you just have to give yourself credit that the kids aren't starving and it's not going to kill them if they have just a treat for dinner, like Pop Tarts. It's all about picking your battles to keep your sanity, right? I had no idea Pop Tarts had an ice cream line, and I feel like that's definitely something that would be interesting to try! Well, I'm not anti-Pop Tarts. I guess I'm in the middle since I can take or leave them and honestly just like other things more, like cupcakes! My kids enjoy them though, since they're all for any snacks that are easy to take with them wherever. And I feel like the kind of cupcakes is up to you since there aren't many I won't eat! Which kind do you like most? | @dylrhodes

yes and no -- yes, when i can eat whatever i want, whenever i want, and no, when my kids are crying because they've not had a nap and i'm crying with them. but joking aside, i love being an adult most of the time and mine is kind of like yours, but just happy i can eat whatever without feeling judged or feeling forced. my mom would always say i had to eat my veggies before i could have anything else good -- and it's like now i can eat all the good stuff i want first, and if i have room left, then i can have the veggies. also, eating what i want whenever i want. like if i want pop tarts for dinner, i can have pop tarts for dinner and not a single person can tell me i can't do that because i'm an adult. and i'm not going to lie -- pop tarts for dinner happen a lot around this house, because sometimes that's all my kids want to eat, and as long as a kid is fed, then i'm happy. and i just found out pop tarts has an ice cream sandwich line, and you best believe i'm going to devour those as soon as i find them. i feel like i have to ask if you have a favorite pop tart? or are you anti pop tarts? it's okay if you're anti pop tarts, i mean it'll mean we're arch enemies, but it's okay. also, you said something about cupcakes? and sharing? what kind of cupcakes are we sharing? || @dastmalchianhq

[dxvereauxs]

@weavercaro

"Has long left the puppy stage and yet," he remarked as sparkle started hopping around being close to Caroline's leg, being happy to see her. "She didn't startle you did she?" He swore this was why he didn't like coming to the park on his own. He put the leash on her to settle her down and looked up at Caroline. Much like his daughter and wife, their dog also had a personality that loved to befriend everyone. He turned to see if his seat had been saved only to find another family had swooped in when he had gotten up to chase down his dog. "Well, that seat is a bust. Oh," he glided to the right and sat on an empty bench. Gesturing to the open seat, he asked. "If you don't mind the hyper company. Take a seat. What goes on in your world, besides a happy fur ball elated to see you. How's Jonathan?"

[miyatcha]

wait lowk gojo who races and takes you out in his sick car that he’s been tinkering with for the past 7 months 🙏🙏🙏 purple or blue honda s2k and he defo wears the sunglasses and keeps his hand on ur thigh, reassuring squeeze right before he revs his engine and floors it

[kurosawaslp]

trabalhar como intérprete era quase parte natural do funcionamento de tom, um movimento semelhante ao de respirar. sempre conseguia observar nos olhos das pessoas que atendia uma espécie de brilho ao serem compreendidas, e isso era suficiente para que o dia de tom fosse melhor. a parte que menos gostava disso tudo era.. lidar com os outros médicos. tom mantinha uma lista mentalmente de quem ele precisava ser cordial durante os atendimentos e quem ele realmente gostava, infinitamente menor do que a primeira, claro. jacob era uma das raras exceções e nada nunca impediu o japonês de dar puxões de orelha no outro homem quando ele era grosseiro demais com os residentes. “jacob, meu caro, já que você tem tempo livre, quem sabe você gasta menos tempo xingando as pessoas e mais tempo dando atenção para o seu grande amigo, eu mesmo?” sugeriu enquanto caminhavam pela ala de neurologia. estavam trabalhando juntos de novo em um caso de um paciente idoso para investigar o que poderia estar prejudicando sua fala, nada fora do comum, mas melhor trabalhar com jacob do que certos outros do mesmo hospital. “me mostre fotos do seu cachorro! ou.. me mostre fotos do seu cachorro enquanto lanchamos, tô com uma fome.. acabei pulando o café da manhã hoje”

@sutherlznds

[dxvereauxs]

He'd recognize that voice anywhere and could probably pick it out in a pitch black room and blindfolded. Teddy. Probably his favorite person to tease. Years of friendship made this the easiest. He walked over from where he was standing trying to get the last of laurel's requests in the cart. Once he heard enokis he smiled and took out his phone to text his wife that he'd get her enokis later in the week when he'd drive up to her favorite store. It wasn't two minutes after that sent text that he got the okay.

Handing it out to his friend, he smacked his shoulder with the last bag of enokis. "I believe you're looking for these? Correct me if I'm wrong though." That ever loving smirk crossed his features as he gently tapped on his foot. "Should I ask?" Referring to why Teddy was muttering to himself just minutes prior. "Or cut to what are you making?"

Open Starter: @windsorbaystarters

Location: Morning Harvest

More often than not, Teddy finds himself at Morning Harvest. It's almost funny, thinking back on his life and how things could have panned out so differently. He has no idea where he'd be if things had worked out the way they were supposed to, but then again, back then, he had no idea that cooking would ever bring him a sense of calm. And calm, it did. There was no better feeling, now, in the middle of a busy morning, cranking his music up and letting it all go. Nothing but the sound of sizzling bacon and the smell of coffee to put a proverbial pep in his step.

What didn't bring him calm, however, was shopping for ingredients. For the restaurant, it was one thing. There was a set routine, an inventory. He had people to make sure he was ready for every day, and he managed the responsibilities just so, so that he'd not have to sweat the small stuff and could just cook. But for himself? For his own apartment and cooking for others in his free time? It puts him on edge.

Today he finds himself standing in front of the produce, spiraling over mushrooms. "The recipe called for enokis. There are no enokis. There have always been enokis. Shiitakes are not going to cut it for this and god forbid I use a button." He didn't realize he was muttering to himself, his head lost in his own dissociation.

[tayswiftshq]

So, @emilyjeans, what does a girl have to do to get you to another show? Screw the fact that you've been to three already, that's not nearly enough time with me and that's a fact. I'm in the UK for the foreseeable future, so...make your move.

[emblunthq]

I don't know about you, but I'm counting down the days until we're in London at the Eras Tour. H and V are going to go ballistic, but you might need to be more worried about me going ballistic. I hope you're ready for dealing with all of that. Do you consider yourself a Swiftie yet, or am I converting you in the two months before we find ourselves at Wembley? @jkrasinski

[embluntys]

Weekly check-in time, @goodlourd! Give me your life updates since last week, spare no details, your auntie Em is eager to hear them. Look at me, rhyming and everything.

[lizziechasehq]

Do you get asked as often as I do about getting back into the suit, @theothergarfield? There's only so many ways I can say 'I haven't heard anything from my agent yet' to every guy with a microphone in his hand before I feel like a broken record. But I like to think there's a universe where my Wanda and your Peter are a crime-fighting duo and wouldn't hate a movie or two following it.

[marysblo0d]

put 5 songs u listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your fav followers!!

Omg thank you!!

Cosmonauts - Fiona Apple

Man in Black - Johnny Cash

Thoroughfare - Ethel Cain

Gospel for a new century - Yves Tumor

The Deal - Mitski

[gothicgaycowboy]

Aemond remembers one day accidentally stumbling upon Aegon’s porn mag collection and coming across a spread of a woman in a library wearing small framed glasses, her hair just pulled out of an up-do, wearing no shirt with her tight pencil skirt hiked up to pussy without any knickers on.

Could be get this as like a one shot? And I mean like with reader finding this out somehow (maybe looking at his porn stash I dunno) and surprising him with it and he just subs so badly cause his brain just short circuited

Thank you 🩷

finally posted here!

[livrodrigohq]

so i'm not going to france on this tour for a while, but i've been spending a good chunk of whatever free time i have trying to learn the intro to 'love on' like my life depends on it. i should be trying to learn how to ask where the bathroom is or how to get a coffee, but my priorities are really in check. we love a multilingual artist, i'm gonna get there and you're already there in the meantime. what's it like being a legend? any tips for me from a great like yourself? @rareselgomez

[kreynolds]

for: open ( @capemaystarters​) location: beach creek oyster bar and grille  

he was supposed to meet up with someone for a blind date here, but it appeared  as though his date had either gotten cold feet or realized who they were going on a date with and changed their mind.  kylan had been waiting for about two hours with no luck of anyone coming to join him. he wasn’t  too bummed but he was disappointed in himself for getting his hopes up in the first place. regardless of the bad luck, ky still managed to keep a smile on his face, he chose to focus on the positives of the situation, at least now he didn’t have to worry about awkward small talk. truth be told, thanks to the drinks he  had ordered while waiting, his pregaming had helped keep his spirits up too.

perhaps someone is having an off day and this was just the kind of pick me up they needed. that’s what kylan had told himself as he ordered a round of shots. once they arrive, he turns his attention to the person next to him, grinning,  “hey,” he gently nudges a shot in their direction, “want to join me in some shots?”

[dxvereauxs]

@lilamendoza

"If I told you that I think you're a wizard, would you believe me?" Eli started as he put a few bucks in the tip jar and got a few napkins before holding the bills in his hands ready for her. "I came two days ago and two of my orders were a mess. Too heavy handed on the coffee and milk. Whole milk to make it worse. Anyway, I'm glad to see your face. How are you doing? Ready to kick uni's ass?"

[miyatcha]

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