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anyone order this thing?

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Me 🤝 Zoro

Loving that pink dress

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These might be charms when I have the room for it

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Fabric sample ‘Ornito’ with a pattern of stylized birds that have been designed with an enlarged fingerprint to which have been added beaks, eyes and legs. Material: cotton, metal, paper, 1968. Designer: Heinz Edelmann (1934-2009). Produced by the fabric manufacturer Weverij De Ploeg. TextielMuseum, Tilburg, Netherlands.

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

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See I followed you originally for merlin but you make teen wolf sound intresting

I'm afraid you make it seem more intreasting then it actually is and yet I am mildly fascinated by the people you reblog about

I dont know what this is about I just felt the need to inform you do with this what you will. Respond, ignore delete the choice is yours I don't know

Ah. The duality of Teen Wolf.

It is interesting. It's also terrible.

You can love it, but you'll hate it. But you can only hate it when you love it.

I stopped liking the "main character" four episodes in. I own the entire show on DVD.

It is incredibly queer and incredibly homophobic.

It has moments of utter absurdity followed by "rip your heart out and stomp on it with climbing spikes" pain.

If you're bitten by a werewolf, you might turn into a werewolf. Or you could start vomiting black blood and die in agony. Or you could turn into a giant lizard. An adult woman pretends to be a teacher, sexually abuses a 16 year old, then burns his family alive. The werewolves are treated by a veterinarian. A girl hunts her classmates with a bow and arrow and locks them in the basement to be tortured by her grandfather. There is no timeline, only Zuul. A boy tries to commit suicide by dousing himself in gasoline and lighting a road flare. We don't know how old half the characters are. A boy is possessed by a 1000 year old demon and psychologically tormented by it until he is committed to a mental institution. His guidance counselor gives him speed. A boy is abused by his father and locked in a chest freezer as punishment. All the bad things that happen are because a tree is pissed that it was cut down. A girl is trapped in coyote form and lives as an animal for 7 years, going from 10 to 17 in human development and socialization, but she can still 100% give meaningful consent to sex and also pass high school. Two of the most painfully white suburban boys are supposed to be Indigenous spirits, with zero respect given to their lore other than "uhhh....cannibalism." A girl is trepanned with a power drill and has mistletoe injected into her brain. There are Nordic names given to Aztec creatures. A boy gets dragged to hell by the spirit of his sister, whom he murdered. There's an assassin with no mouth.

The duality of Teen Wolf.

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It’s been a Cooper type night tn… that man that he is..

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.