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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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Strong bond

(via)

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My sister and I worked out the perfect cast for Muppet Dracula

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Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

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obsessed with this actually

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BOFADEEZ Voiced by Codot Comic by @why-must-a-blog-be-named​

Sometimes you see something so fantastic, you just have to voice it.

[ORIGINAL COMIC HERE]

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This was commissioned by @emperorsfoot! I legitimately can’t understate the amount of fun I had drawing this.

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eliot from leverage looks like if matt mercer was a fighter instead of a bard

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trending news

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Would anyone like to join my potato chips and ketchup gang?

Your w h a t

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We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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October can’t come soon enough

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August 16th is tomorrow (or today, depending when and where this post eventually hits haha), so happy birthday Jason Todd! Though I may go through many, many different phases with my art, I can say that Mr. Todd here will forever be a constant.

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I was friend with this girl in middle school, and she was kinda weird but out of everyone I went to school with she was nice to me.

One weekend I invited her to sleep over and as soon as she came into our front yard here comes all of our dogs. Now this one dog in particular was small but very fierce, if she didn’t like you she’d let you know! Not even a minute into our front yard and our dog bit her and was growling! She countied this behavior until the girl left the next day.

A few months later her true colors were shown! She was crazy AF! She was sending me all kinds of crazy ass messages and just being super creepy!

Thankfully I was a year older than her and went to high school before she did! I found out a few months into my freshmen year that she had to be switch to a different school due to her behavior! I always trust my dogs instincts! They know man, they know!

im crying

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Alone in a crowd

There are days when I’m surrounded by people who love me, family and ‘friends’, but I still feel alone.

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Best friend?

She says she’s my best friend, she said she’ll always be there for me, but when I truly need her she is nowhere to be found. We once did everything together, but I now know the truth. To her I was nothing but a glorified valet, her personal driver, a free therapist, her emotional punching bag, the bearer of her burdens, but now I am nothing but yesterdays trash to her. Now she has someone new who can give her much more than I could, and so like an old toy I am cast out and forgotten in the rain. Such is life.