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eeby

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The 70s were a long time ago, things have changed as you may know. About 30 years ago the Ministry of Silly Walks was privatized, none of its successors came anywhere close. The industry is dead and gone in Britain now, it's a shame. They were the silliest of walkers once

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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And you're back to "fully capable independent adult" in their eyes as soon as you want the care being a child would expect for someone. Seems like the world revolves around denying things to us

why does autistic infantilization suck so bad lmao. like yeah i'm very much not a fully capable independent adult but the moment anyone ever acknowledges this i'm killing them.

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A tour on Europa will make you wish you were doing a WW1 style human wave, just to have some camaraderie.

When it's just you and the other guy in the fireteam on the vast ice floes, you may as well be the last two living things in existence. If a third comes into play, it goes back to two within seconds.

The cold isn't just physical — when all your interaction with other humans is distant silhouettes and radio chatter, your soul will freeze solid. The wind hitting your face at 50 kelvin is your only company.

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Greenwich Village, genuinely, has to do land acknowledgements for trannies

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One thing an old combat doll can be Repurposed to do is run errands on the town. They're very social things who enjoy going out so it's quite healthy. Just be sure to tell it "weapons safe" before it leaves or you might get an angry phone call that it attacked a checkout kiosk

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I am a writer, not a "worldbuilder". I write stories, not DnD settings. I'll admit the stories are probably bad, but they will never be compatible with 5e or anything prior

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She took the undead thrall in the divorce

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reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

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"I hate when cis people compare trans women to drag queens, 'cause you know they're just thinking of us as men in dresses."

Please pick one of the following tumblr responses:

What, so you hate drag queens now? Clearly you're completely ignorant of the history trans people and drag queens share. [reading comprehension -5]

You think drag is just men in dresses? Clearly you know nothing about this complex an nuanced art form. [reading comprehension -5]

You don't speak for all of us! I'm a trans man and I love drag queens!!! [recognition -5]

[this option available to trans women only] oh god, yeah, i've experienced this exact thing like 50 times and it always feels awful and dysphoric. [recognition +1]

ugh, the notes are full of whiny bitches who complain about people trying to be nice and suggest something fun to them :/ [transphobia +10]

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Bougar

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it's still wearing its uniform, insignia, even a little medal on its right breast, but it just sits around all day being tended to like a pet, often by other dolls which are the only ones that take its stories seriously

doll that's seen things you wouldn't believe. war, death, destruction, attack ships on fire— bwuh! bwug...

doll that is wearing a pacifier

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"I'm plural" ❌

backs partner into corner if they don't know what that is, likely conversation ender

"How vulnerable are you to pack hunting tactics?" ✅

multiple ways for partner to respond, invites further discussion, also you get to learn how vulnerable they are to pack hunting tactics

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of course combat dolls only fuck consensually. a good soldier will never do anything without permission.

this does mean that they will ask you first even if your plan was to just force its hand

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knight (large breasts) removing her breastplate and releasing a bunch of boob sweat like a mech venting steam