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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you

This is fucking hilarious

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current genshin map looks like a penguin smoking a fat blunt

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me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences

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hey are you okay? you awake? mom's coming over. you need to keep cool. you can keep cool, right? don't blink too much. she'll know. im going to the grocery store to pick up snacks. do you need anything? i'm going to buy five tubes of pringles. do you want one? two? hey, you need to blink or she'll know. keep your cool. if she asks where i am i'm getting groceries. seven tubes of pringles. seven tubes of pringles is normal, right? okay, bye, love you! do you know where my keys are.

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doom yourself before the narrative does

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I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

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worst part about kahoot was they werent even subtle when you got it wrong the whole screen lit up visceral red everyone could see it even reflected off your face or god forbid your glasses. i think when you get a question wrong they should let you know via discreet homing pigeon message

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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

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dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods"

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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

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💀💀💀💀

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