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anytime i say some profoundly millennial bullshit like "i don't have baggage i have lore" God winces a little further away from me & this is how i plan to keep evading death

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just dumping a couple of things onto here cus why not, these i made about a month or two ago, just experimenting. here are a couple of different versions :p

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tumblr try not to ruin the quality challenge failed

how do i use tumblr mate i am so lost lmao, first time posting hi how are we bye

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is this zelda please let it be zelda PLEASE SJKJFKJEJDXKJD

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youre the modern john snow. the tumblr girls of today LOVE your posts

but would the tumblr girls of today love my personality or perhaps my hot body

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hey. can u put a lil cow icon next to the regular base milk please. all the other milks get lil icons and i really would like to see a lil cow.

what if instead i add a new tier of milk with a little cow icon called "Milk (dairy)" and never reveal what the starting milk is supposed to be

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i like how american stores sell pickles suspended in their special nutrient fluid like mech pilots

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my sketchbook paper begs for mercy but i keep torturing it with watercolors and acrylic markers

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happy pride month. idk why but you give me queer vibes so youre invited to pride month. (this is a compliment)

how many more times do i have to come out as French

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Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

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my pettiest gripe with world of warcraft is the way so much of its interface still uses straight-up #f00 red and #ff0 yellow i don't know why but it makes my eyeballs sting so bad

why are you so iron man

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

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"You should read stormbringer it's amazing" stormbringer:

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their courting rituals include aggravated assault, battery, treason and planning the violent murder of their ennemies