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Gusto: normal society can suck it.

Abby: Saaaame thouuugh

Abby: You have an admirable attitude.

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lenxpearson:

“You tell me fourth-graders can do this shit? C’mon. I never went to public school, I never learned how to even play dodge ball so don’t judge me.”

“You Just have to keep it above your hip bones, dude. The faster you spin the higher it goes, and normally I like to keep it like, right in the middle of my stomach so I have a bit of leeway. Plus, doge ball is garbage anyway, I never liked it.”

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Gusto: pfff, there's no age limit to build forts.

Abby: tell that to normal society

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Silver: when i first saw it this kid was crying the whole time

Silver: so i missed like half of the middle

Abby: I definitely would have punched the kid

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Gusto: sure!

Gusto: building a fort is always fun.

Abby: Sorry I'm like 12 years old sometimes

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abbykadabby: shit shit fucking shit

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avalineprice:

@avaprice: I don’t know what to be for Halloween but I’m thinking Hades from Wonder Woman

abbykadabby: @avaprice OMG DO IT! I’m commissioning Wonder Woman we could MATCH

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“It sort of reminds me of like, third party food delivery services on campus? Like, you call and we pick up and deliver food, except it’s you call and we deliver you strippers.”

“So some girl came up to me after class today and asked me if I had the number for the on campus stripper service. I didn’t even know there was an on campus stripper service, what the hell?”

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aidnisms:

“I supposed I’m the closest thing to a medic around here… and if that’s our option I say I can go back out.” He joked, “Well, I don’t wanna play this my whole life.. no way, but yeah I guess I gotta be fair on the other guys.”

“You would think that a college football team would actually have a standby medic or something, not some guy training to be one.” She frowned, looking down at his ankle once more. “You have to be fair on yourself, Aiden. You’re not going to get anywhere with swelling like that.”

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Gusto: I'm definitely not against that, seems a lot of fun. :)

Abby: YES

Abby: ooh can we build a fort too?

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@audamn: @abbykadabby right?? like honestly how many apps am i supposed to keep??

abbykadabby: @audamn apparently all of them. Pay for everything and get bare minimum in return.

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@audamn: That's fr fr the sweetest thing, but they're withholding s4 exclusively to their app because this is capitalist america @abbykadabby

abbykadabby: @audamn gross what the fuck.

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@audamn: @abbykadabby /trying/ to get caught up on You're the Worst but honestly considering a boycott of FX just for this disrespect.

abbykadabby: @audamn It's on Hulu. Do you want my password?

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@audamn: the most hateful words i can ever witness: "please sign in with your service provider to continue this episode."

abbykadabby: @audamn what are you watching? Chances are I can get that shit for you

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abbykadabby: The Flash has me fucked up six ways to Sunday, oh my God

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Rosie: ugh those are my weakness! I'll pack like ten bags of them

Rosie: plus my blanket! I heard IT is so scary! D:

Abby: The red kind, those are the best

Abby: Well its a good thing we're not going to see that.

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Bo: thats why i said you should expand your knowledge, i mean the girl is on campus. She lives on greek row. How have you never bumped into her??

Bo: wait, i'll send you a picture of her

Bo: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cgma8M1U0AAlc2x.jpg

Abby: I barely leave my room

Abby: This is the first time I have ever actually seen her