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Magic...
I will never get over the fact that Howl’s Moving Castle casually drops that Howl’s bathroom is filled with bottles that turn him into a literal demigod and his hair dye.
That’s it. That’s magic.
Real life, too.
Your kitchen cabinet is a spellbook. Your Spotify playlist is mood alchemy. Your socks have talismans. The people you laugh with are enchanted creatures.
Everything we do is lowkey sorcery.
Lighting a candle = summoning peace.
Eating toast = binding a chaotic morning into ritual.
Sending a meme at 3 a.m. = protective charm against sadness.
Don’t let the lack of fireworks fool you. The magic didn’t disappear. It just got better at disguising itself as ordinary.
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It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving
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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
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Here sits a little island in the middle of the ocean…
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you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else
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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!
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Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you
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This was a good wake up call actually 💀
“Do..not…ask…chat gpt…for…editing/writing help…”✍️

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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
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the dynamic between two people who love a third person so much and come to understand each other because of that is so important to me. you would put them first, and so would i. you understand why we have to save them from themself. i trust you with their life, and so, that means more than if i trusted you with mine. the love doesn't have to be the same, but it's powerful enough that you understand why you're not the only satellite drawn into their orbit.
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I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes
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